I wish Star Trek was forever
and the hadn't killed Data. He's not dead, you know? I know he's alive, and I'm not going to stop until I find him.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Good luck
He won't be built for a couple of centuries yet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

That's a problem I'm working on now
I've started to send messages to The Doctor for him to pick me with his TARDIS. Once he realizes it's me writing Bad Wolf everywhere, he'll come to rescue me and take me around the universe and time, and we can together look for Data.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Genius
But once you have The Doctor, will you still give a monkey's about Data?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Well, both are very sexy
And Data is fully capable, you know? Very well designed and that. Imagine what the 2 of them would do together.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Data would probably split you in half
It'd be like shagging a dildo on the end of a jackhammer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

He had sex with Tasha Yar
and she was more than happy about it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Yeah, but she did DIE shortly thereafter
Just saying, like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

But it wasn't Data's fault at all
and she died happier after having sex with a fully functional android.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)

She was nails though.
As long as she didn't have to fight a puddle of tar.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

It was one of the worst bad guys ever
And I was hoping so much she would come out, just covered in black stuff.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Have you ever fought a puddle of tar?
They're BASTARDS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)