Well, the heiffer in that picture was hardly one of the most pleasant sights I've witnessed.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't know about too short
but most hairdressers I've seen aren't that fat and ugly
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)

They probably decided it was easier to say "she's too short and might be at risk stretching over the top of those chairs"
than having to explain, "sorry, your daughter looks like a deformed Friesian with Down's and our customers will probably leap out of the chair in terror and run a fucking mile if they see that lurching toward them with a pair of scissors."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

^ winner ^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

She is 15 and has been studying hairdressing for 2 years?
I didn't know there was a hairdressing GCSE {Insert rant about having to do proper subjects like mathematics in my day}
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

They've watered the whole syllabus down by calling it "Hairdressing."
It's far too specific. At least in my day they taught me the full scope and breadth of Barbarism.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

"Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Ba-Barism"
I prefer "Surin' Safari"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)

they can do the 14-19 pathways thing, now instead of something like 4 GCSEs
NVQ health and social care, hairdressing or car stuff.

/more info than you wanted
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Sounds like a right load of cock-dribble to me

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

keeps the chavs off the proper subjects
its also nice that they've made effectively pink and blue subjects - one for girls and one for boys :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

It would have been a brave lad at my school that choose hairdressing

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Or a BUMDER.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Still brave though

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)