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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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but (bear with me) a friend at work was out at the weekend and ended up talking to a friend of a friend. Apparently this friend of a friend is a real weirdo and is still breast-feeding her child long after most would have stopped.
This woman then went on to relate a tale where her cat brought her a mouse which was stunned. She then tried to breast-feed it back to health. But it died.
(, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:16, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
they are weary travellers seeking refuge from the weather in your cavernous vagina.
(, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)
and Somerset
and Gloucestershire
and Wiltshire
and god knows what they get up to in Hampshire
(, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)
can you imagine being the woman's husband or something?
"are you planning to feed our child from the same tit you have been pressing against the mouth of that dead rodent?"
(, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)
the eldest being 13, but also FEEDS THE DAD as well. GROSSSSSS
(, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)
what are you supposed to be bearing in mind Vipros?
(, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)
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