Could be one of two.
One of our local rail stations has nets to keep pigeons from nesting. Unfortunately some get stuck. One morning a dead one started to leak maggots and they dropped into a girl's long curly hair. They were writhing away and getting themselves all wrapped up. Then she noticed. She tried to get them out and only succeeded in squashing them into her lustrous locks. Then she saw the squashed maggots on her hands and puked all over. I think she went home then.

OR

A really old well filthy tramp once flashed me when I was young. That was pretty disgusting. All scabby and oozing. I can still remember it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:52, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are we playing who can make Kristine vomit first?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Sorry.
It was quite horrid though.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I hate that game :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

...and it still turns you on?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Maggots.....
Best of all the lubes.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)

it made you
the man you are today
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Hurf Hurf.
Hello little girl.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Yeah I thought you looked shocked.
Kept me in wanks in my bus shelter home for weeks, that did.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I'm pleased I had standards though.
"Go on, touch it."
"Fuck off."
"Go on I'll give you a sweety."
"Fuck off."
"Five sweeties."
"No haggling. Fuck off Monty."
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Did you help the young woman
by shouting "THEY'RE IN YOUR HAIR THEY'RE IN YOUR HAIR OH GOD THEY'RE ALL IN YOUR HAIR!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

No.
I went for the silently pointed finger a big smile.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)