Who are you
and why are you calling me sexy?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Because you are

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)

*winks* *triggerfingers*
Back atcha!
(Stiff Richard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Bloody hell, I'm well in here

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Aw mate!
Have you forgotten so soon?
(Stiff Richard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)

No idea who you are
slightly worried now
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:34, Reply)

*sadface*
Okay, but we both know you're hot.
(Stiff Richard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I don't know who he's either
But he must be a teenager.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:36, Reply)

At heart, yes.

(Stiff Richard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)

I don't know
You might not be a teenager, as you ninja edited your your for you're.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Ha!
Yeah, couldn't make up my mind, then I realised I was right after all.
Mustn't head to the pub at lunchtime!
(Stiff Richard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Haha
Yeah, blame it on the beer :)

I hope it was good beer too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Yeah, good stuff
Real ale.
(Stiff Richard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Then I'll excuse you
I could do with a nice beer now. I have 2 bottles of chocolate old tom waiting for me at home. We're having toad on the hole and a version of it with mushrooms instead of sausage. The beer will go perfect with them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:47, Reply)

I don't like this

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Sorry mate
Didn't want to make you feel uncomfortable, but we had a laugh ages ago and I've not been back around here for a long time - yours was the only name I recognised.

*shrugs*
(Stiff Richard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:40, Reply)

What did we talk about, Dick?
and why did it have such a profound effect on you? Was it before or after my breakdown?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:41, Reply)

I'm guessing before
You had a profound effect because you made me laugh and you fucked goats - always good for a laugh, if you can catch the buggers.
(Stiff Richard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)

That was a long time ago, Dick
the goat-fucking trio have disbanded, Kaol's off somewhere in Wales, balls deep in a girl who's only vaguely preferable to a sheep, and Al's buggered off to marry some tart with a face like a downsy royal.

:(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:52, Reply)