My granddad's more terminally ill than Roota's.
He's been dead for 35 years. Beat that!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

SHIT!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:41, Reply)

I noes!
I saw it happen and everything.

I did actually
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:42, Reply)

I saw my nana so there
And I have a biological grandad who died 16 years ago.
But I met him twice and he was a prick.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:46, Reply)

I wish I could join in
maybe I should make up a grandad
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:41, Reply)

Go on
He could be awesome
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:44, Reply)

he was fucking awesome
he fought in three world wars, juggled small kittens safely, and only ate peppered ham
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:46, Reply)

Legend

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:46, Reply)

He's only a legend
if he shot three people, killed one of 'em and then led the coppers a merry dance in the Northumberland countryside for a week.

Anything else is just in the realms of slightlyawesome.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:48, Reply)

absolutely
what a man. He died before I was born, but learnt how to timetravel so he could rock me to sleep every night as a baby, and teach me how to fix B-12s as a child
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:48, Reply)

But did he blow his brains out on a Northumberland river bank?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:51, Reply)

that was his first mistake

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:52, Reply)

you say that like there have been others since?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:53, Reply)

blame QOTW
for that joke.

But did you not read about the timetravel?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:53, Reply)

of course I did
but following his own timelne, whether he made mistakes in our future or not, they would still be.. oh wait, I have no idea what I'm talking about, causality or something.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:57, Reply)

it could be
that killing himself there meant that his timeline ceased. Or that he duplicated himself somehow by doubling back in time and living a second life that would enable him to keep on timetravelling.

Which doesn't work as a theory but is the best I've got to explain my foolish statement
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:00, Reply)

Considering the time of day
your brain is working far too efficiently for my liking, and as a result I'm going to lower the tone by saying cock.

'Cock'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:11, Reply)

Rooster
It's an hour later here as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:16, Reply)

An hour later where?
Are you off on your holidays or something?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 0:25, Reply)

And his last, paradoxically.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:53, Reply)