Don't mind Bert
He barks a lot, but never bites.

Workplace idiocy is currently that I unplugged a network switch until we had a correct length cable, and made sure no-one was to touch it until I'd cut one. I come back an hour later to find they've found a tiny cable, and so had the switch dangling in mid air, being held up by wires.

I say had, because the daft fuckers had just dropped something rather heavy on top of it, fucking the ethernet sockets on the machine it's attached to. Cost of replacement? £400, due to it being a specialist machine, and requiring an engineer to come out and fit a new one.

Fucking retards.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 9:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You should have been quicker.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Couldn't find the crimping tool anywhere

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)

IT being disorganised and idle shocker.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Oh Noes!
It turned out that the Engineer had just seen the handle, and assumed it was one of his tools
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

In other news, Ow!
Fuck, turns out the tool is pretty bastard sharp!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

If you're sweet with Bert
he's sweet with you in return. Not a bad boy at all, he just likes to say bad words.

I find stupid to have 3 engineers, one of the with 8 years experience, doing the same mechanical work for months, no intelligence or thinking involved at all, only sitting in front of your PC checking numbers.

I need to find a new job.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)