That annoys me
Sometimes I wish I drove a knackered white van. I'd park it right up close to any twunt who did this sort of thing. Not touching the other car, not damaging it in any way, just making the point.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Please do this
And set up a webcam so that we can watch the selfish cuntrags try to open the driver's door and reverse out without scratching the delicate paintwork on their ever-so-fragile all-terrain vehicle.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Better still
Set up a small blister in the side of the van, such that if they ding the van ever so slightly on their way out, it will shoot an enormous bundle of brightly-coloured comedy rubber snakes at them, while a klaxon emerges from the top of the van playing the Marseilleise at embarrassingly loud volume and a flag flutters down onto the roof of their 'car' with "CUNT" written across it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

*searches Autotrader for white van*
*rolls up sleeves*
*prepares for engineering work*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:20, Reply)