This is very true
B3tan scientists, do you reckon vodka or sambuca would ignite if squirted through my lip and passing through a naked flame?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:26, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fuck it, petrol wouldn't be the worst thing you've had in your mouth.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Also true
And if Kaol or Catface ever manage to tongue-rape my mouth (and they've tried), then I'd need petrol to rinse out the shame.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

overproof rum all the way

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Nope.
Vodka won't burn like that, full stop. 'buca needs to be heated, and only stays burning because of the sugar content as well as the alcohol.

You might, as kitty says, get somewhere with seriously overproof rum - Bacardi 151 or Mount Gay 154. They at least are flammable at RTP. But I think a lighter flame will be too weak - the liquid stream will just put it out.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Stroh 80.
That'll do it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:35, Reply)