Hey Vip
How are you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

exhausted, frustrated with work
and apparently I'm smug about knowing stuff, as well as smug without knowing anything, and that is very irritating.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)

And this is a revelation to you?
Being smug can be irritating, but you pull it off perfectly.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)

well I don't really think I am smug because of what I do and don't know
more because of general contentedness.

I'm not quite as smug as I make out either.

Not really my problem if my continued existence irritates certain people. They can always fuck off and not come back.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Amen to that!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

how are you?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Similarly exhausted
But have an evening to myself now, so can relax.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)

nice
unfortunately I've got my canadian part-time housemate at my place until the end of the week. Means I can't relax quite as much as I'd like.

Still, at least I have some nice steak to eat tonight.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

relax do the missus over the kitchen island
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Wish my kitchen was big enough for an island
It'd make kitchen sex more classy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

mine kind of had one
but it was shit, so I bashed it up with a sledgehammer
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

and what happened to the kitchen island?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

it went to the dump in pieces

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Sounds like me earlier.
Oh, THE dump...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

there's a 'Frigidaire' in my kitchen
Fortunately I forget this when I'm drunk
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Does it make your nips poke out?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Mine are like Jelly Tots anyway
I think I'm not supposed to say things like this anymore.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

what flavour?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Erm the pink ones?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

sweet

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

You missed my shit pun
Or you didn't, and are glossing over it in order to save me humiliation.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Did you mean 'frigid air'?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Bingo
Oh God, did you think I was just flat-out asking about your nips? What do you take me for?!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

But that IS the pun with Frigidaire fridges you mong!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I was making that pun to start with!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

No son
The manufacturers made it about a gazillion years ago
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

are you having trouble accepting that he is being quite as slow as he seems?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Evidently

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I understand that
Oh nevermind.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I'm guessing nips
As in nips of whisky.

Unless you keep Japanese people in your fridge?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

RACIST

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)