I'm going to be in london tonight,
so I'll be eating something rubbish from there, probably jellied eels or some such.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

whatcha doing in London?
I need to update www.whereispsychochomprightnow.com
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I'm going to rape Donkey gums and some other choice b3tans.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

the word choice
has no place in that sentence in any capacity
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

you should come along and bring your recently discovered large breasts too.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I've warned you
they're fake and my name is Geoff.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

you know what they say: "beggers can't be choosers"
...But I'm not a begger, so I'm going to choose to ignore your reply and pretend it said something like:

"Oh go on then, maybe if you buy us a curlywhirly i'll let you measure them with a trundle wheel."
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I'll take that as a yes.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

fackin leave it
i'll feed ya some jellied dog's lips. propa landan grub.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)