Oh man
I've already eaten my lunch and I am stil starving. There is a board meeting today but apparently I'm not important enough to steal the food off it. I am a master of stealing food and rearranging it to look like nothing is missing. Now I am going to have to wait until they finish and I pick at the scaps like a pathetic office leper

Q: What are you having for lunch?
Alt Q: What have you stolen from work recently?
Ctrl+Alt+Q: Should Darth Foxtrot be banned from starting threads?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:43, 144 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

food thread
I can repost here that dinner tonight will not be including horse or rabbit.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)

are you moving onto more exotic creatures?
I suggest badger.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

*hides*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I hear
badger vadger is a delicacy in some countries.

And there's enough to feed China.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)

*chortles*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Shut it you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

feed engulf
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

excellent idea
I'm sure there must be some roadkill
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Nah, we taste fucking horrible.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Horse is tasty
bugger to get hold of over here though as the UK is full of ra-ra-rachels who couldn't possibly stand the thought of eating Princess Trixibell the XI so it all gets sent to France *sadface*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

never had it
but I'm fine with trying different foods. Apart from offal of any sort
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Horse is like gamey beef it's awesome
I also like veal which is also a bugger to get hold of
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)

veal is delicious
but you're right, quite hard to find. When did you eat horse/where?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

From a butcher in oxford who had some going as the person who ordered it hadn't collected
I am quite tempted to go to france and stock up though!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

ooh
do you remember which butcher? (I live in Oxford in termtime)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

The one in the covered market
If that's still there! (this was about 5 years ago)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

No foie gras?
You are making a terrible mistake.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I've had it a few times
and was fine with that. I was thinking more along the lines of kidneys, tripe, sweetmeats that sort of thing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I'm having baked potato with sour cream
in 16 minutes precisely.

I'm in charge of ordering stationery so I ordered myself a really pretty expandable filing box thingy for the degree that my bosses don't know I'm doing.

I also ordered a shoe shaped tape dispenser and told them it was free, when it wasn't.

Yes, yes she should.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:46, Reply)

do you have enough paperclips?

( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I'm going to be in london tonight,
so I'll be eating something rubbish from there, probably jellied eels or some such.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:46, Reply)

whatcha doing in London?
I need to update www.whereispsychochomprightnow.com
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I'm going to rape Donkey gums and some other choice b3tans.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

the word choice
has no place in that sentence in any capacity
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

you should come along and bring your recently discovered large breasts too.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I've warned you
they're fake and my name is Geoff.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

you know what they say: "beggers can't be choosers"
...But I'm not a begger, so I'm going to choose to ignore your reply and pretend it said something like:

"Oh go on then, maybe if you buy us a curlywhirly i'll let you measure them with a trundle wheel."
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I'll take that as a yes.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

fackin leave it
i'll feed ya some jellied dog's lips. propa landan grub.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Sushi
Monitor
as long as they ain't about being fruity then it's a-ok with me.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Did you mean scraps or scabs? Either works.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

scaps in an awesome new word I invented
It's short for "scabby dry baps"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Aw Badger,
I'm sure your GP can give you a cream for that.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Cream cheese and salmon on rye bread.
I don't have to nick stuff from work. I can just buy stationary etc and put it through the petty cash.

Darth can do no wrong in my books.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

1. Gumbo with potato tortillas.
2. Software licences.
3. He should be encouraged.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

giz a home premium windows 7 key guv

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I could have done that
if you were nicer to me.

But it's too late.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

If I was nicer to you, you wouldn't hang on my every word.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Nice lunch.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Twas a brillig feast.
And more tonight.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

1. No idea, I'll see what's there.
2. I DON'T HAVE A JOB STOP TALKING ABOUT WORK I NEED A JOB
3. I'm apathetic.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Is there a possibilty that number 2. is caused by number 3?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Quite possibly.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

You can come work with me if you like
BOXES ARE FUN!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I'll be leaving in September
where are you?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

In Banbury
it's awesome fun time yeah
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I've no idea where the fuck Banbury is.
I'll be in Camberwell.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

it's where ducks come from

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Ha!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

That's what google maps is for
it's quite far from there though.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

efffffooorrrt, and I'm not supposed to be online

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

a pathetic what?
HAHAHAHAHA. Sorry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

FUCK YOUUU BITCH
Also, can we rearrange to Tuesday? Turns out I'm going away on Wednesday :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Yeah sure, Tuesday means earlier drinking times anyway
because I have pole on Wednesday until 8pm.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Cool awesome times. You ok with Font?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

^ this is why I couldn't go out with a 19 year old.
They'd probably say something like 'cool awesome times' and I would end up inside for involuntarily beating them to death.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I seem to have mortally offended you.
I apologise.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

and admittedly she'll be 19 for a while
I'm almost out of my teens.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Not at all.
I'm extraordinarily unhappy today.

I apologise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Oh no, sweetie, I should have realised
it's probably not the right thing to be making jokes about, at any point.

I hope you feel better soon- when are you seeing her next?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

stop being miserable
we're going to have superfunhappytimes.

See, I said that and I'm 25.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

We're going for brightly coloured sweet alcoholic drinks
we'll be drunk AND hyper.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

25.
simple
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

e y the best
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Monty the risk of you beating *anyone* to death
is pretty high
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

He is rather full of rage at the moment

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Sorry.
The fact that my kid's 2nd birthday is tomorrow and I am not even allowed to pop in on my way to work (to say happy birthday and drop off presents) is eating me up like a fucking tapeworm.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Your ex is a serious bitch.
Words fail me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Just stand in the garden staring through the window
In your left hand is a balloon in the shape of a clown, in your right hand is a crude home made sign saying "daddy loves u" with some kind of deformed horse drawn on it as you're pretty shit at drawing horses.

Party hat at a jaunty angle optional
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)

How dare you!
My horse drawings are fucking legendary.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Steady on now, this is Monty
He'd spell "you" correctly and in full.

But otherwise that's by far the most tragic image that's been put into my head all day.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

After 2 weeks holidays together
she has a problem with you passing and saying hello?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I have to wait 'til the weekend for my 3-hour court-appointed visit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

But that's so wrong
She's your daughter as much as hers. Why do you get only 3h/week visit? Were you a bad daddy? I wouldn't think so, therefore, what's the logical reason for stopping a father having some time with his child?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I dared to finish with my ex
for being scary, mental and physically violent.

This is her revenge.

I don't think I'm a bad daddy - most of the time I barely feel like a daddy at all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

What happens when you say
"Who did you come to when you were having wrong twins and you had nobody else? Is that the kind of man not fit to look after his own daughter?"
Does she do massive drugs?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

She used to.
Fucking LOADS. She used to go out with ME for a time, don't forget.

Not any more though.


EDIT in answer to your question, she says 'oh right, I wondered when you'd throw that in my face'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Does she ever use that against you?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Yes.
On my life I would never, ever do even Small Drugs around my kid, and when I'm seeing her the next morning I am good as gold. There's no issue whatsoever with my recreational activities having a detrimental effect on my ability to care for my daughter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

No i know but she could use it against you whether there are any around at the time or not
Seriously, if it's one of the sticks she beats you with you should either stop, or start lying. I mean really convincingly lying.
Then she has nothing on you. She could go and mention it if you took her to court again, and that would make YOU look like the bad person and her look like a pillar of the community.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I can't stop :(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

is arranging her death a viable possibility?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

It has been suggested a number of times,
by a number of people.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

would custody be guaranteed to fall to you though?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Shush about it
if he does it, someone off here might grass him up.
If you can help him make her disappear, gaz him ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Probably not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

offing her is probably not the best option then
wish I could offer something constructive, I really do.

Generally speaking most people and their problems can fuck off, but yours is really quite touching, and not in the sense in which touching is normally associated with you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

You can
You're not a bleeding junkie.
Or at least bloody tell her you've stopped.
Mong.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

She gave me some hash
for agreeing to babysit after we came back from holiday - her objection is all about MONEY. If I can buy drugs/drink/records/clothes/food, that's money I should have given to her, in her eyes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

She'll use it against you.
Trust me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Unfortunately,
"logical reasons" and "the British legal system" aren't regular bedfellows.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Your ex makes me fume
I hope she has some major revelation and realises what an obnoxious, obstinate cunt she's being.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

same here
I never thought I'd have much sympathy for someone as profoundly awful as Monty, but his ex makes it happen.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

The good news is
YBikes are fucking cool. I've even assembled it right - this is a major achievement for me. I don't do manual work.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

She's using the kid as a weapon against you.
Bang out of order, unless there is something we don't know like you got drunk once and on the way to pick up some coke, you picked up a hooker, and while negotiating you put the baby in it's basket thing on top of the car and left it on the roof and zoomed off at 100mph and the baby's basket thing only fell off the roof of the car as you hit the motorway where one of these ran over the top of it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Ah, that did happen a couple of times.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Honest mistake really, we've all been there.
And when they said in court "You wouldn't do that with a winning national lottery ticket", I burst into tears, because I had =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

With me, it's not so much age that I'm after, it's more experiance.
I could go out with a 18 year old who has been working for a few years, knows what it's like to pay a bill, knows how to have a good time without drinking excess, generally knows what it's like to live in the 'real world'... but I couldn't go out with a 22 year old who has only studied, and that was only when it doesn't get in the way of partying, and has had everything she's got bought for her, rather than earnt.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

yesyes font is good
I like their berry mojitos.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

It's all about the Daisys
but I'm going to have several White Russians, and maybe a Purple Haze (I think that's it, or maybe I'm getting confused)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

White Russians FTW!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Ah purple haze
Does that involve red and blue aftershock?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

No, I just had a look
it's rum, blue curocuaofccua and somehting red (cranberry juice?)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

The ones I used to drink involved red and blue aftershock...
and possibly fire...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Sweet
For lunch today I had a Subway Club w/ Bacon, foot long.
Last thing I stole from work was a network cable I'd made for myself.
Yes, god yes.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

1. lunch? who knows - depends which way i turn when I leave the office - mcdonalds or pasta-something.
2. nothing - i'd be stealing from myself
3. most definitely
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

A. A fucking chicken salad.
If I was having a dick sandwich my lunch would hardly be gayer.

Alt1: Nothing.

Alt2: Nah.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

A quiche sandwich would be gayer.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Hmm
I'd try one!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Quiche is one of only about 5 things I refuse to eat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

if I'm made to eat it
then I make sure it gets called egg and whatever-else-is-in-it pie.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I'm guessing humble is never an ingredient

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

unfortunately nor is SHUT THE FUCK UP

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Things I Would Not Eat mini thread. (Resticted to recognised foodstuffs, or start a new thread.)
Swede.
Cheese slices.
cheap meat products (burgers/sausages at 12 for 99p - you know the ones)
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

cucumber
banana
tripe
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

andouillette
Literally smells and tastes of shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Never heard of it. Thanks for the warning.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

chicken, mushroom and potato soup
time
yes, very much so. and in fact, from posting altogether
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

They had some duck noodle thing going cheep in Tescos, so I picked that up.
I got some bits'n'bobs for a stir fry tonight if I don't make it down to central london, if I do make it down, I'll probably end up eating sushi or something.

I'm self employed, so ain't stolen anything from work.

I think DF is safe enough, got no real opinion on him really.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

He was mean about you the other day

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

He turned me into a newt




I got better
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Oh, I didn't even notice, I'm sure i'm gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Q: A sad tuna salad. I want crisps.
Alt Q: 2 mini sandwiches; they were dry as well.
Ctrl+Alt+Q: No, but he should make clear more often that I'm winning the game.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Q. Dunno yet
Alt Q. About £2000 worth of satcoms equipment
CTRL+ALT+Q Yes
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Ans: baguette and flapjack
Alt Ans: macbook pro, mac mini, wireless keyboard and magic mouse. But it's not exactly stealing.
ctrl+alt+Ans: I have no opinion either way on this issue.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I genuinely read that as 'Anus baguette'
and thought 'ah, Subway...'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

ah yes.
The food of arse.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

A: The sandwiches I cobbled together this morning
Alt A: A dash of milk.
Ctrl+Alt+A: He can carry on as normal, provided future threads actually feature a vaguely interesting question, rather than fishing for complements about his HOT GIRLFRIEND and MASSIVE EXERCICE in a vain attempt to cover up what a MASSIVE BUMDER he is.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Do you not get free milk at work?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

No. Free stationery, but not free milk.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)

That doesn't really help when you want tea, does it?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I dunno
a cup of tea with pencil and two sugars is quite nice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Tea should be drunk black. Unless you're a child. And definitely no sugar.
Some things are a matter of taste. Some things are against nature. Tea with milk and sugar is unnatural.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I was making a joke
not entering a debate :-P

I generally drink green tea, so would be weird to have milk in it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Sorry Vips - I always miss your jokes. (That was a joke - what I did there.)
I'm a green tea man myself. Just lately 'green and black' tea. It seems to give a palpable boost of energy.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

green and black eh?
I've just run out of loose green stuff, and have to steal someone else's tetley bags.

tetley green tea is shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I'd never made that connection before - the weed was called tea in ages past.
Tetley green tea can't really decide if it is green, or weak black.
A friend and I discovered the joys of Earl Grey/Builders mix back in winter. We were on holiday (near Cubert!) and the weather was foul. Couldn't be arsed to walk out and get more tea, so started stretching out the Earl Grey (not a euphemism) with PG. Not bad at all.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Sorry for a slow reply, I was having my lunch.
- loaf of french bread and a bottle of red wine.
- time, for which I am paid, wasted on here.
- Yes. Also from any reference or response to bumdering, or his beautiful gf. Even if he is very proud of both.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

had no lunch
Was force-fed cake at 11.20.
Can't stop eating naughty things :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

by naughty things
do you mean dick?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Lots of dick
Acres of dick.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Aching gob-fulls of dick.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Go fuck yerselves

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

We can't.
You have all the dicks.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)