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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Have you accidentally left your baby in the stove yet?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:21,
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16 years ago)
Not yet
But I almost left her in the car yesterday.
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Captain V, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:23,
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She can't even drive!?!!?!111!!11?!?!!1
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:24,
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Babies hardly do anything
Would not buy again.
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Captain V, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:24,
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They cry quite alot and shit themselves frequently
They are one step up the evolutionary chain from Off Topic-ers
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:26,
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you don't even get a trial period?
return within 30 days or your money back 'round these parts
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:32,
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Don't tie her lead to the handbreak
and open the window a crack
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PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:28,
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