Well hello...how you doin'?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

HARLOT

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

sorry.
You said you like big boobs though so surely I only disappoint you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Oh this is just wrong
I find pandering pretty sickening as it is, but courting it shows a serious lack of any self esteem whatsoever
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

how is that courting pandering?
it's a fact, so he's not going to say "aww Kitty your boobs are as voluptuous as helium balloons" and my self esteem isn't found in my bra.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

you were blatantly fishing for compliments
which is just silly Kitty, we all know that you're absolutely gorgeous, beautiful, and downright hot in just about every way, your pole dancing skills are second to none, and TOUCH MY FUCKING PENIS, YOU TART
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

You're getting me confused Bert
I am the wiley creature known as a prick tease. You're thinking of 'full blown slag'.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)

This is only cos you said the same to me yesterday, it was as ill-deserved then as it is now
*cough*fishing*cough*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

oh dear, I thought it was just Bert being his usual lame douchebag self
I didn't mean that to be fishy, it's not like I'm saying "I'm so ugly, waaah". Mostly because that's not true, ha.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

No, you're clearly hot
hence my surprise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)

yay!
Surely the Pandatron has heard all this?

Been pandered to and pissed off Bert, what am I going to do with the rest of my day?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)

You could start by making amends for your epic geek fail below

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I don't think I've ever said that
it's happened that I've never had experience of small boobs, so I just don't know!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

they're magically delicious
like lucky charms.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)

they sound good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

ha
pandering achieved. Take that Bertimus Douchimus.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)