Crikey
Those of you who're FB friends with me may have noticed that I accidentally started a MASSIVE ROW yesterday, centred around the misappropriation of the word "gay". In the wake of all this I've come to realise that one of my longest-standing friends seems to regard me as little more than a punching bag, and is a man completely incapable of admitting to being wrong, or apologising to anyone. This really winds me up.

What character trait annoys you more than any other?

I was going to ask you for your thoughts on the acceptability of using the word "gay" as a term of vague abuse but that would be like asking the French how they feel about surrender, so the Alt Q. is name something you wish you'd done by now (bungee jumping, lion taming, Olympic hurdling) that you haven't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:50, 192 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

YM

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:52, Reply)

You've got to be careful on Facebook.
I've found myself posting stuff that only B3tans would understand or find funny.

And in answering your question. I would like to learn another language which I might do if my step-dad buys a place in Tenerife.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Same
Last night a friend was saying something about this girl, and I decided it would be funny to add the comment "Shit in her cunt, then get a gay guy to fuck her" (blame the wine).

I didn't realise she was reading it, and felt a bit of a twat after.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:54, Reply)

I can imagine in no way that would ever be funny.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)

It's from the joke book
But due to being rather wankered, I thought that would be fit for general conversation.

I did apologise
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I know where it's from
I don't think it was a suitable place.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:00, Reply)

The comment was placed in a conversation between two mates, as I thought only they would see it, otherwise I wouldn't write it
Had I known, I wouldn't have written it
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)

I thought it was funny anyway

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Yeah, I told someone to "put the croissant back in the box" yesterday
in my office. They looked very confused
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:54, Reply)

I called myself a mong on facebook and a friend of mine commented that it wasn't very pc.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)

I had to stop myself from describing a friend as a mong-wrangler the other day
Strange really, if I applied my attitude towards B3tans to Facebook I wouldn't have got so wound up yesterday
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)

hanging around with my mates in real life is like being on b3ta
no joke. my mates are that insulting and weird.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)

How lucky you are.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)

it's thoroughly entertaining

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

But, but, but...
I think I know why they were bothered. You missed the word 'collosal'.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Another language would be great
I really should learn French seeing as the other half's mother is French and has family in Nice.

I get the feeling Spanish would be awesome though.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:06, Reply)

My youngest sister works over there and speaks fluent Spanish.
She could help me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I really wish I'd kept up my French
I was nearly fluent when I left school at 18, then I discovered fun and stopped practising
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)

fun and stopped practising men's bottoms and forgot about all else.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Supreme Predictable
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Darth Bitter
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)

It's too early for creativity, sorry
Ephor Rapist-snogger
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)

There was a tradition of rape in Sparta.
Chompy would have fitted RIGHT in.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I believe there was also a tradition of all the men being vainglorious braggards
You know where I'm going with this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

...nup?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Vippers

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Vippers would make a semi-good Spartan
They went in for their beards, though kept the moustache shaved.


Though they also had their hair long, as it made "the beautiful men more beautiful, and the ugly men more ugly". I'm thinking of two this could apply to...one of each.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I'm not muscular or disciplined enough to be a Spartan

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Neither am I
but luckily Lampito is fat and has a funny accent, so I'm ok there, so I can pretend to be.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

nah he's a Viking

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Kitty would make an excellent Spartan woman
We like sex and are physically fit*, we sleep with lots of people and actually get out of the house.



*on these criteria I am a dreadful Spartan woman
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I would've banged King Leonidas so hard

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Reckon he'd shout "This Is Spartaaaaa" as he came?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)

oh god I hope so!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I prefer the guy with one eye.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Braggarts, or blackguards.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

or blaggards?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Or am I wrong?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I think blaggard is a contraction of blackguard

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I'd never heard braggart
and was wondering if I'd been mishearing/reading braggart as blaggard.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Blackguard is pronounced 'blaggard'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Thanks for that Monty
could you follow me round in real life picking me up on those things too?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Up the wrong 'un?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

fitted sidled
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Congratulations for my first lol of the day

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Character trait of backstabbing is one I can't abide
There are many that get on my tits, but that just irritates the shit out of me. I also can't stand fiveskins.

Alt Q: I'd like to have a qualification by now, even if it's just a ECDL...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Seconded on the backstabbing
a frequent occurence in my current workplace. Bare-faced as well.

Alt Q: I'm disappointed not to have done more travelling so far, and also haven't bought that *special* bass guitar to love and cherish forever.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Sorry mate
bass guitar mail order bride
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Nah I've got one of them
cheap French shit as well. Should've went Vietnamese.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Can't say I've dabbled in the market
but I at least know where to begin now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I had a bass
Got bored of it, decided to sell it. Turned out to be quite rare and valuable!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I try not to
But I do realise we've* been abusing Crow for being a bumder, so I'm being colosally hypocritical. Urgh.

I don't know, possibly colossal bumderism. (THAT'S CHARACTER TRAIT)
The thing I should have done but haven't is not going to be put on open board.


*I've
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Anal?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Fuck off.
You know my feelings on that. I've made it clear, never.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:00, Reply)

You've not lived until you've poo'd on someone else's chest, apparently.
All the cool kids are doing it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Haha.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)

In that case, I don't think you'll ever get to truly enjoy the love of Crowsephine
As he only likes it up the wrong 'un
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Darth's the one you want to see about that sort of thing.
_{I hear he's a BUMDER.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)

It occurs that if every time someone wanted to insult me on Facebook, they used the word "bumder" instead of "gay"
All of this fuss might have been avoided
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

or if your friends were a little more light-hearted.
christ, if my mates and I got that bent out of shape about insults we'd never get anything done.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I take it you read it then
I lost my rag cos that one chap had the nerve to say he rarely calls me gay, and I can't remember the last time we had a conversation when he didn't. Don't need people like that IRL, got plenty on here to keep me occupied
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I saw the beginning of it yesterday and skimmed the rest just now
that bit was rather unnecessary of him, even without knowing him you can pretty much tell that he was fibbing when he said he doesn't call you gay!

it's an unfortunate situation that you've got a group of friends who really don't like gay being used to describe something, and a different group that do just that. I have limited sympathy for both though. Life's too fucking short to get worked up about trivial crap like that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Mostly I let it go, as you say it's not worth the stress
but I wanted to take Simon to task for that, because as I say he never apologises and I've had enough of it now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)

that's fair enough, if he's telling an outright lie on there and sticking to it hard then he's a tool

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I think Daisy's comment
along the lines of "I don't know you, but I have a memory, and it tells me you've called Darth a gay every time you've commented on his FB" was my favourite.

Am planning a cull of friends soon anyway. Debating whether it's too heavy-handed to make my status "Am planning a cull - if you're not a prick, you'll be OK"

then removing him, changing my status to "If you can read this, I've decided you're not a prick" - given that I'm also friends with his GF

Yes I've overthought this. I were steamin' yesterday
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)

not worth the bother
either tell them they are pricks straight out, or just cull them. no point in anything else.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I'll freely admit that I'm shit at confrontation
Reading back what I wrote above it does seem childish. It also bugs me that I'm thinking about this and I know he'll have forgotten it already. Gah. Someone talk to me about something else
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I find that very passive aggressive.
Some of my friends do that, or used to- seems a very 16 year oldish thing to do.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I'm glad I didn't write that I thought it was passive agressive now as well
it was close
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Yeah, going on the point that blousie began above,
I'd only use "gay" as an insult if I was sure of the company I was in (and then obviously not as a serious insult) - trouble is not everyone will realise that you're not being serious, not everyone will realise you're simply being "un-pc" because you're being silly, rather than being a massive homophobe. Trouble is, unlike b3ta, facebook attracts everyone, particularly the sort of retards who think "god bles babby p u iz wiv da angles now" is a serious tribute rather than something completely and utterly risible, and who have not been out of their caves long enough to work out the subtleties of your slightly more "risqué" sense of humour.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

As I said to Kitty yesterday
the whole "ha ha you're such a bumder" thing is mildly amusing on B3ta as hardly any of you know anything about me really, that's sort of the point. My IRL friends know it winds me up and yet they persist. That's annoying
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Where I used to work, I used to get loads of homophobic comments aimed at me, even though I'm 99% straight (I think, I donno that bit).
To get to the sushi place or marks'n'sparks, I have to walk past them, and on mondays some fat fucking life failer works there. This monday, I walked past, and he kept on going on about how he has a boyfriend to me, and my mind went blank, all I did was smile and say "Thank's, not interested".

I should have asked him how old his daughter is these days, who I think is about 15... if he said under 16, I'd say "Oh well, not long to go now" or if she's older I could say "Hook a playa up yo'".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I was mildly amused by your post
until I got to the last bit, which made me spray my keyboard with coffee.

Points, sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Thanks =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I feel really bad that I've got in the habit of saying 'gay' instead of lame
like "the internet at work is being gay", because an actually gay friend mentioned a while ago that it wound him up when people did that, but I'm already in the habit so I say it without thinking. I need a shock collar or something.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I know gay people who don't give a crap about it though
if you thought like that you'd have to stop saying bastard, and I couldn't do that.

or stop saying twat for fear of offending twats.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:48, Reply)

The difference is
that people choose to be bastards and twats, you don't choose whether or not you're gay. Look at Perez Hilton. It's not his fault he's gay, but he's only got himself to blame for being a dickhead
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

not by the proper definition of bastard
and most twats just are like that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I don't use 'gay', because it's a rubbish insult
When you've got others like bender/bumder, shirter, fanny bandit, sausage swallower, Darth, etc which are far funnier
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

If for fuck's sake, just shove your cock up their arse and be done with it, you can always brillow the sweetcorn off afterwards if it get stuck under your helmet.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

beautiful contrast between your post and that of The Supreme Crow there
I salute you both
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

=)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

It's when people say something 'centres around' something else.
You can only centre ON something - you know, in the CENTRE?

I think it's really fucking GAY.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Good lord
Grammar pedantry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Surprising, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Very
It could only have been more surprising if you'd appended the word "gay" in an insulting manner
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Morning Grumbles

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

There is a b3tan called Vulga who won't let me post on his comments, just because...


and then there was a picture of him with two other girls, and I replied to it saying "Wow, are these the girls you were talking about the other day? Oh man, £75 That's a bargin mate, esspecially for both of them, how long did you get?".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)

After that comment about cider, I presume you went on to post something about him wanting to get "in cider"

(Cave Duck, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:19, Reply)

No, I didn't, but I sure do hope that is OK with you, and you don't take it personally.
Incidently, I found some really emo pictures and poetry I did when I was about 19, god, I was such a cringeworthy fuck, no wonder nobody wanted to touch my winky back then.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)

We've all been there Gonz.
I mean the emo poetry and not the not wanting to touch your winky.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)

But you do want to touch my winky, doncha' ? Just to prove Bert wrong.
You can use marigolds and a bargepole if you want.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

You mean they do now, Gonz?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Depends on if the cashpoint is working, innit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

alt q
kiera knightley
natalie portman
konnie huq
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

In that order?
You're leaving it quite late in your list to involve some actual breasts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

yeah i love bums more than boobs.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)

SICKO!

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)

sure, i don't hate big boobs but they flop about, i am partial to the smaller perter boob
right folks off to my friends funeral now so enjoy your days. i'll read the threads tonight when pissed and maudlin.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Well hello...how you doin'?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

HARLOT

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

sorry.
You said you like big boobs though so surely I only disappoint you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Oh this is just wrong
I find pandering pretty sickening as it is, but courting it shows a serious lack of any self esteem whatsoever
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

how is that courting pandering?
it's a fact, so he's not going to say "aww Kitty your boobs are as voluptuous as helium balloons" and my self esteem isn't found in my bra.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

you were blatantly fishing for compliments
which is just silly Kitty, we all know that you're absolutely gorgeous, beautiful, and downright hot in just about every way, your pole dancing skills are second to none, and TOUCH MY FUCKING PENIS, YOU TART
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

You're getting me confused Bert
I am the wiley creature known as a prick tease. You're thinking of 'full blown slag'.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)

This is only cos you said the same to me yesterday, it was as ill-deserved then as it is now
*cough*fishing*cough*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

oh dear, I thought it was just Bert being his usual lame douchebag self
I didn't mean that to be fishy, it's not like I'm saying "I'm so ugly, waaah". Mostly because that's not true, ha.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

No, you're clearly hot
hence my surprise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)

yay!
Surely the Pandatron has heard all this?

Been pandered to and pissed off Bert, what am I going to do with the rest of my day?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)

You could start by making amends for your epic geek fail below

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I don't think I've ever said that
it's happened that I've never had experience of small boobs, so I just don't know!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

they're magically delicious
like lucky charms.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)

they sound good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

ha
pandering achieved. Take that Bertimus Douchimus.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)

And yet no Kylie?
Her time has surely passed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I don't think men like women who always look surprised to see you.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

hahaha fucking tru dat
*high fives*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)

KYLIE'S BEAUTIFUL
leave her alone
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

^POTD
Points for BGB. So many points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Pyschochomp clearly doesn't mind.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

hahahahahahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I enjoy you being here.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Kylie doesn't have an arse
at least, certainly not a real one. She has the figure and stature of a small boy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)

she irritates me

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)

she always speaks so highly of you

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)

++BUMDER ALERT++BUMDER ALERT++
IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED THAT THE SUSPECTED BUMDER OPERATING UNDER THE PSEUDONYM OF "BOOBYPIRATES" IS INDEED A BUMDER. HE HAS ADMITTED TO PREFERRING BUMS TO BOOBS AND THE STANDARDS OF GROSS GENERALISATION UNIVERSAL TO THIS COUNCIL DEEM THAT HE MEANS MEN'S BUMS RATHER THAN WOMEN'S. HE IS THEREFORE DECREED TO BE A BUMDER AND CARE SHOULD BE TAKEN LEST HE TRY TO BUMDERISE ANY PATRONS OF THIS BOARD. PATRONS AND CASUAL VISITORS ARE ADVISED TO KEEP A REAR-VIEW MIRROR ATTACHED TO THEIR SHOULDERS UNTIL SUCH TIME AS THE WROUGHT-IRON PANTALOONS CAN BE DISTRIBUTED. BUMDER ALERT. BUMDER ALERT. ++
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Hahaha.
I feel safe when your around.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

++THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY++THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY++
TYPE IN CAPS ABOUT SOMETHING LOLLERS MAYBE MAKE IT A COUPLE OF LINES LONG BARELY USE PUNCTUATION OH ITS A BIT LIKE A TELEGRAM THEN JUST REPEAT YOURSELF TO MAKE IT LOOK LONGER ++TYPE IN CAPS ABOUT SOMETHING LOLLERS MAYBE MAKE IT A COUPLE OF LINES LONG BARELY USE PUNCTUATION OH ITS A BIT LIKE A TELEGRAM THEN JUST REPEAT YOURSELF TO MAKE IT LOOK LONGER ++TYPE IN CAPS ABOUT SOMETHING LOLLERS MAYBE MAKE IT A COUPLE OF LINES LONG BARELY USE PUNCTUATION OH ITS A BIT LIKE A TELEGRAM THEN JUST REPEAT YOURSELF TO MAKE IT LOOK LONGER ++
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Not getting bored of these, are you Chompy?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I'd click I like this on your post
but it's almost as dull as Supreme Crow's repeated use of the same joke
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

It's dull on purpose
it highlights the dullness of crows posts, why do you think I repeated it 3 times? God you lot are so intellectually inferiour to me.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I'm glad we aren't intellectually inferior to you instead
you fucking spastic
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I really didn't wish I had to explain every fucking one of my jokes...

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I refuse to believe that was a joke

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)

yeah he's totally lying
dude got pwnd.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)

So you think I'd write something that arrogant without putting a joke in it?
I'm not Vipros.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)

You, be arrogant ONLINE?
Never.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)

This is all so hostile
I'm going back to the protective bosom of talk.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I may be smug, but I'm not arrogant
unless you've been listening to Cave Duck
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I think Vipros was pointing out your spelling fail, dear

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

It was deliberate dear.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Please
I've no doubts as regards your intellect and as such that is an appalling excuse.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Bollocks
I got the intention of your post, but the execution was pretty poor.

I'll give you that click now, if only to highlight the fact that the person going around calling everyone a bumder looks like a fucking vagrant tranny
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Once again, it's "I don't like this"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Haha!
pwnd
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Since you pointed that out, I've been unable to see it otherwise
Even when I kissed him it was "I don't like this"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I've noticed a few people say 'crow's name over the last couple of days, but I never gathered who they were talking about.
They ain't said anything that has interested me, bgn really, to me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Who's more foolish,
the fool or the fool who follows him?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

maybe the fool who follows is just curious to watch the car crash unfold

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:07, Reply)

That's not the next line
lose 10 geek points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Oh I thought it was just a proverb.
What's it from?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Dude
*looks appalled*

STAR WARS

I officially don't fancy you now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

you know what?
I hate Star Wars.

There, I said it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Me too!
We have so much in common
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I find myself more and more wishing that you could do strikethroughs on Facebook

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)

^ this
That would be awesome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)

You two ought to get out more

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

says you
internet troll extraordinnaire
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

*doffs cap*
*disappears into the shadows, swooping his cape as he goes*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

That's not a cape
that's a semen encrusted bed sheet.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)

same difference/
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

at least you can fold it up like a piece of card when you're done.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Yeth.
Thith.

I'm going to Font tonight, apparently they've changed hte menu, ooooooh can't wait.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)

aw, man
you spelled 'the' wrong, that's poor even by Gonz's standards
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Fcuj yuo

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Shut up you bender.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

The word gay is so pretty when it means happy!
Why does it have to mean only homosexual?
Who gave them the rainbow as a symbol so that nobody else can use it?

And, can I try those lentils?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:10, Reply)

They're pretty simple
Fry loads of chilli and garlic in butter and add red lentils after about 60 seconds. Wait until all the butter is fried off and add boiling water, keep the heat up so it absorbs quickly. Then add tuna, sweetcorn, radishes or whatever else takes your fancy et voila
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I work with someone who tells jokes about allkinds of things
Disabled jokes, verging-on-racist jokes, filthy jokes, sexist jokes.

Now he has a kid with Down's any jokes about that are suddenly out of order. He had a big moralistic rant on Facebook about Frankie Boyle's Down's comments saying how hurtful it was yadda yadda.
Poeple didn't have Down's kids before he did? Jokes about it were ok until this happened? It's still ok to tell other disabled jokes? Someone out there has a kid with no legs, how come he hasn't stopped that? I felt like having a go but it would have been wrong of me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I would have a row
I hate confrontation, but I love to have rows about this type of things with this type of cretins.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Not with colleagues with Down's kids though
I'd have been equated with Myra Hindley by the end of the day
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)

But Down's kids are always so happy
Why can't the parents be the same?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Exactly AA

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)

yeah that annoyed me at my old place of work
A woman there had a Downs kid and she got annoyed at me for calling the new office junior a 'tard' but she used to laugh at all the other offensive jokes we made.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I don't like hypocrisy

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)

For me, there are very few things I don't joke about.
Some, because there just aren't any jokes. Some because it just doesn't feel right to, but I will never complain about anyone making these jokes.

How about you Rootz, do you have any particular hang ups?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Ahem
www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/few12-3.png
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)

That's him!
It's not.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Hahahahahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:43, Reply)