Yeah, he's an odd one
I have watched 2 of his stand up shows on tv, the first one was quite funny but the second one was just him trying to justify why he bombed hosting an award ceremony in America and trying to laugh off the Andrew Sachs thing.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I quite liked that one,
I thought he was pretty funny. And the Andrew Sachs thing was kind of blown out of proportion.

I hate it when the media call it Sachsgate. In fact, I hate anything 'gate'.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I just felt that he was more interested in having the last word than actually trying to be funny

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)

yeah that's true
they do bring it up on every chat show possible, especially when they're together, it's pretty annoying. Although I'm glad Ross's career is dying, I fucking hate him. Who the hell thought it was a good idea to employ someone with a speech impediment to be a presenter?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I'm sure his millions will soothe the pain of losing his place at the BBC
everyone ends up on ITV eventually, even Morecombe & Wise.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

His wife's pretty hot too
she looks like Poison Ivy
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Yup, red hair and big boobs
works for me
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Definitely dirty as fuck

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Yes, that irks me
as well. Possibly the only thing that irks me more is the ridiculous contraction/amalgamation of names: Brangelina, R-Pattz etc. I have to hurry past the gossip mags bit in WHSmith now because I know full well if I lingered I'd probably end up setting fire to the whole stand in rage.
(berk, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I hate the term Brangelina, and Brennifer
and Li-Lo.

I also hate that I don't know who most of the people on the front pages are, because they're some kind of reality tv loser.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Why would you hate
not knowing who a bunch of Z-list freaks are? Surely that's something to be proud of?
(berk, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I worded it badly,
I hate that they're reported about, not that I don't know who they are. I pride myself on not knowing any of the big brother contestants. I was well pissed off with myself when I worked out who Kim Kardashian is.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:43, Reply)

IT contractions
Webinar - is getting my goat at the minute.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

hahaha
that's awesome, I might try and make some up at work and see if anyone adopts them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

They make up their own words
Because none of the normals will talk to them ;-)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)