I wonder who would win in an eyebrow-off between Roger Moore and The Rock

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Winner takes on me.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)

on
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Alternatively:
Takes you out.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Only if I'm allowed to choose the wine
I can see The Rock being the type to go for a cheap and nasty South African Chardonnay...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Moore. Hands down.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

against the People's Eyebrow?
Are you insane man?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I'm with Kitty on this
the People's Eyebrow would win hands down
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

You can't expect the low-brow eyebrow of the masses
to defeat the eyebrow of the GENTLEMAN.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

but the pure power behind the People's Eyebrow
would leave Roger "I can't fucking act for shit" Moore's eyebrow crawling up his nose in fear.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

But this is why Moore can't act for shit...
All the power, wisdom and ability of one English gentleman has been artfully compressed into one mighty eyebrow. This renders the rest of his body a useless husk, merely a structural support for the most magisterial of all eyebrows.

Edit: But have a click for the wonderful image of his eyebrow crawling up his nose
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)