My useless fucking housemate
By my estimates, he owes me more than £500, which is impressive considering he's only lived in the place 3 FUCKING MONTHS.

Argh!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:42, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Shit on his chest
as he sleeps.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Ouch. Thought of trying the small claims court to get the money?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

He's a useless layabout cunt, he wouldn't be able to pay then either

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

put some glass in his food then

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

If you can cope without electricity for a day
take a fuse out and say that you couldn't afford to pay the bill. He'll find some money.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

He need to learn himself some res-PEC'!
um-HMMM

*snaps fingers*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Ah, you northern types with your affordable rent
My housemate managed to owe me just shy of that much the first time she delayed paying one month's rent.

/overpriced london housing is overpriced.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Yarp
I could get £10k more doing the same job in That There London Town, but I'd end up spending the vast majority of that on increased rent (to live in a similar size place as I am now). Where I live is expensive for sure, but Central London takes the piss.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)

That it does
"London Weighting," my arse.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)