Shiney gadget syndrome
I am looking to get a new laptop for work & have trawled through review sites etc to try & work out what make and model I should get. It needs to be fast & capable of running multiple programmes at once. What would you recommend?

Alt Q: what have you wasted money on recently?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:15, 326 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Instead of getting the train from Aberdeen to Wick
I flew (£107 single) ouchies. It did cut the journey from 7 hours to 35 minutes though.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Seems worth it to me if a bit pricey for a single

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Yeah
have been travelling by train a lot recently and am feeling pretty knackered so it was nice after my second interview to be able to relax and treat myself a little. Fuckers haven't got back to me yet - Friday at the latest apparently so fingers crossed - this is a job I could really do with.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)

did you ask them to cover the cost of your travel?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I did not ask
and they did not say. But in the past when I've claimed they ask for the cheapest mode of transport (and the receipt) which would've been a 7 hour train journey at £20.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Your mum.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

She's cheap though

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:19, Reply)

What's your budget?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:19, Reply)

£1200 plus £300 for software licenses

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:20, Reply)

That's a shit load,
are you going to be carrying it round a lot?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

not too much, just on the tube to & from work.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I wouldn't normally say spend the whole budget
but it's work so fuck it,
www.ebuyer.com/product/222133
awesome laptop.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

A few months ago I flogged an identical spec laptop, except with a Core 2 Duo 2.1ghz for £340 =(
Major =(((((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Well the i7s are more expensive as is the DDR3 ram they use.
But yeah that was cheap.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Got £400, but a screen cracked in delivery and had to give him £60 as I had already spent the money.
royal cunt.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

That looks very appealing
Would probably up the RAM to 8gb I think as I use an ACT database a lot which seems to use a lot of memory.

Thanks for your help. Much appreciated.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

It's upgradable to 16gb
but as I mentioned above, DDR3 is expensive especially for laptops. But it's significantly quicker so you might not need as much as you think
You won't get much more than 4gb in a laptop off the shelf.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

thanks

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I'm looking to buy a laptop
Pyschochomp, any ideas for a budget one?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

How much have you got to spend and what are you going to use it for?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

the budget is pretty small
I can rustle up about £400 but with the possibility of another £150 if my parents chip in.

Just a basic sort of one, DVDs, internet, standard programs. I'm not a gamer or anything, but the best bonus would be decent battery
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:27, Reply)

You can get a perfectly decent laptop for under £400
*lazily uses same website*
www.ebuyer.com/product/186604
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:30, Reply)

no reason not to use ebuyer
they are reasonably priced.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Decent returns policy too.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I've been lucky enough not to have to return anything to them
*touches wood*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I'd touch your wood

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

LOOK EVERYONE KITTY IS MAKING IT CLEAR SHE IS A SEXUALLY ACTIVE WOMAN

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

I don't think I do that anywhere near as often as most people on here
albeit they are blokes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)

he's just jealous of our love

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

he's jealous of anyone's love
he's like Gollum in his cave, blaming the hobbitses for his downfall.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

*makes joke about him fingering his ring*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

HE'S NOTHING LIKE ME.
You take that back.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I thought you were a wookiee!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

+ who looks like Gollum.
The username's just a wank joke.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

You still do it a fuck load.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

go on, hit me up with a page of examples
and then I'll decide whether or not to continue arguing with you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts/61101?q=I+love+it+up+the+arse+because+I+am+a+slut
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Ha! NOTHING FOUND
god you had me worried for a second.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

ha ha

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

lolling at myself right here.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

someone has to

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

thanks
appreciated.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

that's plenty for a laptop these days

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:30, Reply)

You'll be able to get a really good one for £400-£500
Check the Dell site for special offers and the 9 cell batteries. They last for ever (but weigh a ton!)

Dell Site
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

ARHHHH NNOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT DELL
/used to work for dell
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

We use them in work
and they seem OK. Bought a cheapy from Comet for home though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I used to do logistics for their returns.
they have a lot of returns.
(I know there's a lot of Dells out there but we're talking 3000 parts/computers 5 days a week)
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

thanks also
will do a little bit of research.

What sort of things do I need to look out for specswise that are good? The last time I bought a laptop was about 4 years back
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Something like..
An i3 processor and 4GB RAM, decent screen resolution and size and good battery life. TO be honest, its quite difficult to buy a really bad one these days
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

^ This,
Make sure it's a recognised brand and you'll be generally alright, especially for what you'll use it for.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I've had good experience with Acer stuff
as have my mates.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I had a motherboard fail on a Dell about 6 years ago so wouldn't advocate buying one

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

my work Dell is about 4 years old
and seems to be pretty much bombproof
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

wasted money on alcohol
and also on plane tickets, since I cancelled going to Rome
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)

why did you cancel going?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

the heat
apparantly it's even hotter in Rome than in Malta in July/August, so I'll go in September instead. Plus I left it too late to book cheap accommodation
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I have been to Rome when it was very hot & the smog was horrid. September will be much nicer.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:30, Reply)

plus I'll be back in time
to help wake up Agnostic Antichrist.

I've been to Rome in August before, once. Hottest I have ever been and that was when I was kid who could jump into fountains
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Come and hang out with me for a bit.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I have been quite good with my money recently
because I don't have any. And I know nothing about laptops.

So I'll post this link instead because it amused me. It's Mel Gibson's racist rant to his ex girlfriend made beautiful with kittens and pretty fonts.
www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-13-worst-mel-gibson-rant-quotes-presented-by
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

On the shiney gadget front
my phone contract is up very soon and I've been coveting the HTC Desire.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Wiggy's got one of them
it does look pretty snazzy. He loves it. I can't work it properly because my nails are too long to use the touch screen properly, but other than that I can't fault it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

My only worry is
the iPhone 4 has kind of blown it out the water abiltiy wise. Yet it's price hasn't reduced at all. O2 are wanting £30/month but I'm wanting them (or a competitor) down to £20-25

Also considered the Samsung Galaxy but apparently that's not as good as the spec should make it. Certainly won't be buying an Apple product put it that way.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Big anouncement from Apple tomorow, donno what they're going to say, probably "oh shit".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

but isn't the whole big deal about the iPhone 4 that it doesn't work properly?
if your hands are, y'know, hand shaped.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

True dat
I thought it would be easonably easy to work around but to be honest I've never considered an iPhone in the first place. I hoped it would drive competition price lower but that doesn't appear to be the case.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

MacBook Pro 17-inch
i7 processor, 8gb ram, 512gb SSD, Anti Glare screen, 30" Apple Cini Display, Aprachur, Final cut, Logic Express, File Maker, MS Office, Adobe CS5, Mini Display Port to duel DVI adaptor, apple remote, family MobileMe membership, One Year One To One, Apple Protection Plan.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

iWanker

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

You're just jelous 'cus you look like a linux enthusiast.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I'm just going to add a "=P" here so you know I'm joking.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I thought it was an excellent joke.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

haha I'm actually non-brand specific
I don't really care.

I want a macbook, but only so I can get this

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Oh god, YES PLEASE

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

haha how many times a week do you say that?

In other news, I had my pole group doing the flag yesterday and now they hate me :(
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Haha, too many.
Flag! That evil thing. You should do that thing where you make them turn sideways and bend their knees and then turn back into it, and repeat. Then they'll really love you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I don't think I can do that!
I can barely get my legs straight on the flag, let alone turn sideways. I need to practice it more, but it hurts and I'm a pussy. I keep getting purple dotty bruises along my inner arm from doing that and brass monkey, it makes me look like a heroin addict.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

The only thing I'm enjoying about being pole-less
Is my bruise-free skin. I'm going to look like a walking black eye when I come back.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I have a huge bruise on my calf
and I only noticed it yesterday, after I'd been walking around in a pencil skirt all day. It's so dark purple it looks like mud.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Oh man, that's awesome !
You can get some really cool banksy stickers, *cough*, sorry, 'vinyls' *cough* for them too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Agreed

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Sounds very nice. Hadn't considered a Mac.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

<3 mac

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

really? I never noticed
=P
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

*holds arms close to chest, rocking back and forth *
It all started with an iPod Touch, I swear, I didn't even want it, it was just 'cus an ex said I wasn't allowed one, I'm sorry, oh god I'm so sorry, it was on ebay, it was cheap, it looked like a laugh, everyone I know who has one loves it, oh god, I'm sorry, I'm soo sooo sorry, I didn't mean it, didn't happen on perpous. You see, the Touch doesn't get online, I needed to get online, I needed an iPhone, oh god, I sware it didn't mean much at first, everybody's doing it these days. I'm a web developer for god's sake, how do you expect me to be creative without this stuff? oh god, inertia scrolling, multi touch, oh god, I _needed_ that Macbook Pro, always looking for the bigger resolution, have you seen it run Red Alert 3? It hardly does at all these days, my hard drive is already filled up, I have to close photoshop to run portal. I'm so sorry, soo sorry, optimised operating system and re-arranged shortcuts, it's no longer Ctrl+V or Ctrl+C or even Ctrl+X.... command, cmd, it's cmd, oh god, I hardly even touch the ctrl key anymore. I thought the iPad would help, move me onto small things, but it just means I can ponce it up in public. People see me in the cafe doing it, minding my own buisness, and they won't let me read my RSS feed in piece, always someone stops me, asks me all about it, and they ask me where I got it from, how much it was, if I really enjoy it. "It's just a big iPod Touch", they're just kidding themselves, it's like a duel screen ipod touch if anything, but it doens't really compare, not at all. Did you know I have no SD Card slot anymore? I've lost it, it's gone, forever, I needed to buy an external one, how pathetic is that?

And the worst thing is, the very bloody worst thing; I refresh O2 and CarPhoneWearHouse's iPhone 4 Stocklist every. single. day.... my contract isn't up for another 5 months, but they said they'll sort me out early... for a price.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

aww
iJunkie
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I don't need your sympathy, just your Apple(c) branded products.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Alt Q: £142.50 on the tv licence fee
I don't even watch much TV, I didn't watch any yesterday. I would refuse to pay it but I have an aerial and a dish on my house which would cock up my defence of "I cant receive a signal".
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Only works out at £3 a week though. Less than the price of a pint.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Which is why I resign myself to paying it every year

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

£3 FOR A PINT!?
/northernbloke
(Cave Duck, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

That's cheap
which is why I buy supermarket booze
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

£3.85 in my local (north London) for a pint

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I try to get it in my Union
£1.95 when they're not being tightfisted and charging me 15p for a dash of cordial.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

not much cheaper in Exeter unfortunately
which is why I hardly go to the pub
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I need pubs in my life

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

if they let me smoke spliffs I'd go in them

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

haven't had a spliff or a snort for about 8 years
wouldn't risk it fucking up my epilepsy meds now. Shame as I'd fucking love a spliff.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I've got a stag weekend camping in cornwall this weekend
with my oldest friends. it's going to be splifftastic
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I paid for a taxi for my ex home
I'm a goodhearted soul, but my Jew wept and wrung its hands.

I only spent lessthan£10 all night on booze, and was drunk enough to pull a girl and get black lipstick all over my face and cry, lots.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Another successful night out

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

This was my last night out
the one I still need to tell Applebite about...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

*cough* and Kitty *cough*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

This is the first time you've met me
you're going to have such a bad and accurate impression of me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

It's fine, I can say things like
"I remember when I was your age..."
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

YOU THOUGHT I WAS 25
THEN YOU THOUGHT I WAS 22

I'm only 19 for gawd's sake!
-Kate Jacksons-

Man she's hot.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

sorry.
it's only because you're mature and worldly wise.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

My grandmother said I looked about 30 in a picture
THANKS GRANNY
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

ask her if she can remember when she looked 30
that'll burn her
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

and THE ENTIRE INTERNET.
How bad can it be?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

There are details that do not bear repeating to all and sundry.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Spill.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

You really want to hear about my love life?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

It's that or do some work.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Do some fucking work.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Bah.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I mean, I could tell you, as I'm trying not to do packing
or I COULD try on my corset again.
Hmm.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

CORSET

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Wearing said corset.
Feeling fabulous
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I like this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

might try on my Scarlett O'Hara dress
though obviously not as tiny.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Do it!
I'm going to put on my new swing dress and my iron fists. We can feel fabulous together.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I took some phooootooos
My waist looks small. Yay.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I tired an underbust corset on yesterday.
Steel boned and everything, and the woman proper crushed my ribs with it. It was fucking phenomenal. But it was £149 :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I am doing the annual leave database.
The excitement is almost more than I can take.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

You could take it or leave it...

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I hate you.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Save it as anal leave database
pretend it was a mistake everyone will be lol and rofl, you'll make their day.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Good ol' Chompy, always in there with the database humour.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

bargain night out. £10 including crying. Win.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Well, 17£
and sore legs from a 3 mile walk home, and a destroyed reputation...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

You mean you didn't cop off with a rapist this time?
You've let yourself down.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I copped off with my ex boyfriend.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Oh yeah, your reputation is gone FOR SURE now.
Why is this bad?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

SEE BELOW
And said ex hates me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Can't hate you that much, clearly.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Oh you have no idea...

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

*shrug*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

did he refuse to look at you during?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I'll tell you the story. Trust me, it's worth it.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Could it be described as "Spite Fucking"?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Well, you're not going to be there on Tuesday so I GUESS YOU'LL NEVER KNOW

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

He spite fucked you, didn't he?
Hard, no care for your own enjoyment, and spaffed in your hair before walking away.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

You think anyone that fucks me has any care for my enjoyment of it?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

As I've said before
Your problem is you sleep with boys, not men.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

No, I sleep with people who don't fancy me and vice versa
It was a while since I found someone who liked me for me, which is fucking unusual.
And by a while I mean "when I was 15"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

When I was 15 I was the token goth and fairly shy
Hence I didn't even get more than a snog until uni. You kids with your orgies and your sexting and the like... *grumbles*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I didn't lose my virginity at 15.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Don't need to know when you did, none of my business
Just sayin', I was unlucky in love shit in school.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I assumed you'd assume I'd fucked this guy who liked me.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I try not to assume things
My first fuck wanted to break me *shrugs*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

*old fives*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

what, like that will teach you a lesson?
kinky.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Is it funny?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

It's dark.
Very dark.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Then I'm listening.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Turned out it wasn't her ex
Just Chompy wearing his face.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Worryingly plausible.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)

K______ is much skinnier than Chompy

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

So you're saying Chompy's fat
And not denying that he could be capable of wearing someone else's face?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I'm saying he's an incredibly different build
K_____ is the type I love, almost undernourished -licks lips-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Eh, the kind that break, you mean

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)

ohhhhhhhh, I just got who you're talking about.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

You're Wrong.
WRONGWRONGWRONG

also, it's not widely known, please don't make it obvious.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

What is it with people bringing stuff I tell them offline online?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

And he wasn't my ex
thank god.

I'd forgotten he'd ever existed. THANKS GONZOO
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Woh', calm down, I didn't tell anyone else, just the initials, of which you provided the first one, of someone who most people on here wouldn't know.
It was a fair enough guess.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

You told more people than I did.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Those people don't tend to come on here
I'm more shuddering in revulsion than anything. Sorry if I seemed snappy, I'm not in a good mood or happy at all today.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

It's cool, look at it like this, if this is the worst day of your life, then it's a pretty good life
=)
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

These aren't secrets.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I felt they needed restating

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

NO.
Exes BAD.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I like all my exes.
A++ would bone again.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

What, your hand?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

(sorry wookie :( )

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

BOTH hands. Note the plural.
I had to learn how use the left when I wanked myself crooked.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I can't wait to hear all this.
I think I broke everything last night.
I've just had a massive argument with my mum. I'm cradling my new Iron Fist shoes to cheer me up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I neeeed to chat to you about tomorrow!
Would you be willing to come to 42s? Or is it 5th with every fibre of your being?
Hope you feel ok :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Yessssss! You do.
Hmmmm, I wanted fifth like a fat kid wants cake, but I spose I could stretch to 42s.
I'll get over it, we're always fighting. And what I thought had gone horribly wrong last night isn't so bad after all.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Do you want to do 42s tomorrow, and 5th on Monday?
Then Font on Tuesday...oh dear, that's getting a little much. You've got a place to stay, so if you want we can just do 5th tomorrow :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Oh dear, sorry. I only just saw this.
Haha, that might be a little too much. For my bank account, anyway. I would very much like to go to fifth tomorrow please. Shall I wear my new shoes? Or not risk the sticky horror that is the floor in there?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

that sucks
what was it about?

When I feel crappy in the mornings I gaze upon the top shelf of my shoe rack that holds my Irregular Choice, Iron Fist and Tuk shoes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Apparently I'm incredibly self centred and cold. But i'm not entirely nasty.
And I need to sort myself out.

I found the blue Muerte Punk ones with the skulls and roses on that I've been looking for for like a year ON SALE.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

"Someone says I'm self centered something something... OOOHHH SHOES"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I'm trying to be optimistic. So fuck off.
This is a girl conversation. And these are amazing shoes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I think I know the shoes
And they are ace! My missus isn't into alt clothing (apart from stuff with skulls on), but she loves Iron Fist shoes. Slowly but surely I'll get her to look more like Emilie Autumn ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

ha I'm trying to direct myself the same way
I'm working up to the dolls mouth lipstick though, not sure if I can pull that off yet.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Picture?
If it's what I think I've always wanted to do that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

www.bryanreesman.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/23973661_Emilie_Autumn.jpg
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

NnngggaaaahhhhH!
Give me a moment...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

OMGWANT

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I love this picture
www.eightyfeettall.com/touchanamericansky/19769503_Emilie_Autumn__Baggerseefe.jpg
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Oh, me too
Me too
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

This woman looks amazing.
I do have a weak spot for Amanda Palmer though
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)

she looks like a tranny

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I love her.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

img1.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/b/3/19/34/19034690_Emilie01.jpg
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

*goes to happy place*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Just a shame I hate Violins.
/two favourite bands have violins in
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

How can you hate a musical instrument?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Very, very easily
when you dislike the sound they make, and your experience of those who play them is negative.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Keep going
You're giving me fuel to make your personal nightmare a reality.
Not that I would do such a thing
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I hate the banjo.
and the ukelele. But that's just because pretentious indie kids like to learn the ukelele so they can be all different and shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

See, I just hate pretentious indie kids
But I don't like people who bring out acoustic guitars at an otherwise instrument-free party. "Look at me, I can play Wonderwall, sing along with me then I'll fingerbang one of you lucky ladies later, unless that angry staring guy with the mohawk caves my face in with a flaming hammer".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I fucking hate that!
No one give a shit if you can play guitar. You're making everyone feel awkward. Fuck off.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Those people are twats and deserve every beating they get
I have had to sit through a vast number of said twats during various open mic nights where they've ALL come along with their overly tight trousers and carefully architectured haircuts to gently pluck their gay little song out on their acoustic guitar and try to look even more deep and sensitive than the last little ribbon of scrote-floss that just came and did the fucking same thing. I'm normally opposed to the abuse of musical instruments but I'd have no qualms about inserting their guitars into one of their orifices. CUNTS.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

^ scrote-floss: 10/10 here. ^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

In all fairness my missus doesn't have to dress alt to look smokin' hot
I just don't understand a good chunk of what constitutes high-street fashion, whilst she does. Jeans and tshirt on her look amazing, but she has to wear New Look stuff for work (she's a supervisor), and half of that stuff is odd.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

yeah I don't get fashion
I mostly ignore it. I just think it's silly for girls of every shape and size to wear the same things, regardless of whether or not they suit it.

Also, I hate cowboy boots.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Cowboy boots are alright if you're a cowboy/girl
The long-vest-and-leggings thing is odd, but I don't mind so much as the lady has a great ass.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I thought cowboys/girls were so named
because they kept cattle rather than steeds...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I want cattle
I love cows.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Having played Red Dead Redemption
I never want to herd cattle. Fucking stupid beasts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I rekindled my love for cows last night
It was tasty. And I used a griddle pan.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

There should be rules about who can and cannot do this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

My missus can
Fat chicks can not.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Precisely this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

my mum and my sister used to have that argument a lot
she's probably just upset because you're becoming an independent adult and don't want to be around at home as much anymore.

I found the red heart Irregular Choices in the office sale for £25. They had the blue Meurte ones in there too but they were in a size 3.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Arrrrrrgh, when was this sale?
Those would go perfectly with my new dress.

No no, that's a seperate argument and I can see it coming a mile off. This one happens everytime I try and open up to her, and tell her something important - in this case why I was upset this morning. Which she gets annoyed if I don't. It's lose lose.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

harsh.
The Office sale is the closing down sale in the little shop off St Anne's square. I got some Vans for £5 and I got the Iron Fist candy shoes for £10. TEN POUNDS. It's still going on, there are some gorgeous shoes in there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I MUST GO.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

To the Office sale!
AWAY!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I had no monies :(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Credit card + financial irresponsibility = win

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I least I'll look good during my financial ruin.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Material possessions will solve everything,
buy yourself to happiness! As long as you own more stuff you're better!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

WORKS FOR ME

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

For a given value of "works"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

We can't expect you to understand.
You are mostly a man after all.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

and mostly not an idiot.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

And he mostly comes at night.
Mostly.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I have lots of clothes.
But no happiness.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

That's because you live so far away from me most of the year.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

That's the point I was making.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

You should see my packing boxes.
But I'll be unhappy whatever I have.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

that's because happiness is not related to what you have
this is not some fucking big revalation thicko.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

leave her alone
PsychoGrinch
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I haven't said anything that is either untrue or unhelpful.
The fact I had to say it is depressing.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)

It's kind of unhelpful
calling her a thicko when she was just reiterating your point.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Yeah that's the word you should be focusing ffs
bad as each other.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I just mean that maybe you should try making your points
without being a douchebag about it. Just sometimes, maybe once a week?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Fuck no, you all need to man the fuck up.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

You are truly a cunt.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

No I'm not.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)

He has a psychology degree, remember folks.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Lot in life, sweetheart, whatever lot in life I have.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I spent an hour and 30 minutes in blockbusters last night.
I'm not joking =(
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

When you could have been in the pub with me and monty.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Yah'
lol[offline things]
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)

My useless fucking housemate
By my estimates, he owes me more than £500, which is impressive considering he's only lived in the place 3 FUCKING MONTHS.

Argh!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Shit on his chest
as he sleeps.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Ouch. Thought of trying the small claims court to get the money?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

He's a useless layabout cunt, he wouldn't be able to pay then either

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

put some glass in his food then

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

If you can cope without electricity for a day
take a fuse out and say that you couldn't afford to pay the bill. He'll find some money.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

He need to learn himself some res-PEC'!
um-HMMM

*snaps fingers*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Ah, you northern types with your affordable rent
My housemate managed to owe me just shy of that much the first time she delayed paying one month's rent.

/overpriced london housing is overpriced.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Yarp
I could get £10k more doing the same job in That There London Town, but I'd end up spending the vast majority of that on increased rent (to live in a similar size place as I am now). Where I live is expensive for sure, but Central London takes the piss.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)

That it does
"London Weighting," my arse.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Massive Drugs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Gotta have a hobby

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Best ranking EVAR

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Better than ‘Uptown Top Ranking’ by Althea & Donna?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

-whooshes over head-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

He means Uptown Girl by Billy Joel

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

that's what I was thinking

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Great minds think alike
or is it "Fools seldom differ"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

it's "we are teh awesomes no matter what anyone says"

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)

No he doesn't
I think I know the song he's on about.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

"I'm just a girl that can't say no"?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

That she is

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)

NO
There, see. Not a problem.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

My universe is now shattered

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Sorry.
YES YES YESyesyesyesyeysyeysyeyeysyeyyysyeyweyeyeesysysysyssyesyesyeysyeysyeysye....
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Cheers! <3

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I really fucking don't.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iD_qZ3hTDo

*sigh*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Yes!
I was right!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Needs more gruppen.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I signed up for Computer Weekly or some such nonsense
and was happy to receive it addressed to:

UberGruppenFuhrer sportscow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I once got one for Sherriff Kitty
they really shouldn't allow you to tick title boxes on mail order catalogues.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Or rather,
they should!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Nice

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I got this
www.msimobile.com/level3_productpage.aspx?cid=7&id=112

and I'm in love with it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Wasabi green?
great, now I want sushi
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

All the entire bestest best people in the entire world ever are having sushi tonight.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)

What are your views on Yo! Sushi?

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Very confusing, has someone made a sushi-counter app for them? I could knock one up in less than a day probably and get some fame.
The food is really good, love it, but hate the fact that you're reminded with each bite how much you're spending, and how easy it is to take another bite.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Yup
last week spent £20 there. The guy who served me actually went "fucking hell" under his breath.

I'm not even a fatty honest, it's just the servings are so small and some of those plates are £5 a pop. The food is fucking good though, shame they were out of yellowfish when I was there. It's my new favourite fast food joint.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Yup, at my sushi place I can easerly spend £25-30 without even thinking twice about it.
But you know what? I enjoy every. single. bite... every last one, so I treat myself once a week or soo, I don't go out that much normally, and I don't really drink, but I love it.

I really don't like Tuna in any form, I can tollerate it in Sashimi form, but in general it has something about it which I really don't like. But I do try something new each time, I love Soft Shell Crab and Teryakki.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)

prefer sashimi - find sushi rice too sweet

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Depends on where you go.
Tesco and ASDA's sushi rice is really really sweet, I actually don't like it, I'm sure it's the same company that makes it. Marks has it about right in terms of flavour, and waitrose have it right in terms of texture... but from a proper sushi place (or at least, the ones I've tried), they do it perfect.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I had sushi yesterday
I love sushi
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Dating sites.
And various shampoos to stop my hair looking like shit. It still looks like shit.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I am letting my dye grow out at the mo
I'm just curious
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

What is your natural colour?

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Awesome

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

This.
No, it's just brown, but with some really bizarre light streaks last time I let it roam.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I thought about going red again but I can't be bothered with the upkeep.
It's bad enough keeping the grey at bay.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

My receptionist wants me to go blue or red
But I think my boss would flip, plus it's a lot of effort.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I think it's probably wise not to push it.
I'm surprised you get away with the mohawk and peircings as it is.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

The mo's down for work and court/client visits
And I think I've been here long enough that they don't care too much about the piercings, although I had to take them out when I started.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I don't mind a bit of grey
But if the multi-cloured streaks come back out to play, it'll be jet black again before sunrise.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I tried black once.
I looked like Myra Hindley.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I heard you never go back.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I thought that while I was typing it.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Yeah I've got a mate who calls me Myra
The hairdressers is near his flat and he asks if I'm getting Myra'd and will I be passing so he can see.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I called my mate Myra at work. No reason.
He didn't appreciate it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)