Haha, too many.
Flag! That evil thing. You should do that thing where you make them turn sideways and bend their knees and then turn back into it, and repeat. Then they'll really love you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I don't think I can do that!
I can barely get my legs straight on the flag, let alone turn sideways. I need to practice it more, but it hurts and I'm a pussy. I keep getting purple dotty bruises along my inner arm from doing that and brass monkey, it makes me look like a heroin addict.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

The only thing I'm enjoying about being pole-less
Is my bruise-free skin. I'm going to look like a walking black eye when I come back.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I have a huge bruise on my calf
and I only noticed it yesterday, after I'd been walking around in a pencil skirt all day. It's so dark purple it looks like mud.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)