How can you hate a musical instrument?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Very, very easily
when you dislike the sound they make, and your experience of those who play them is negative.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Keep going
You're giving me fuel to make your personal nightmare a reality.
Not that I would do such a thing
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I hate the banjo.
and the ukelele. But that's just because pretentious indie kids like to learn the ukelele so they can be all different and shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

See, I just hate pretentious indie kids
But I don't like people who bring out acoustic guitars at an otherwise instrument-free party. "Look at me, I can play Wonderwall, sing along with me then I'll fingerbang one of you lucky ladies later, unless that angry staring guy with the mohawk caves my face in with a flaming hammer".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I fucking hate that!
No one give a shit if you can play guitar. You're making everyone feel awkward. Fuck off.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Those people are twats and deserve every beating they get
I have had to sit through a vast number of said twats during various open mic nights where they've ALL come along with their overly tight trousers and carefully architectured haircuts to gently pluck their gay little song out on their acoustic guitar and try to look even more deep and sensitive than the last little ribbon of scrote-floss that just came and did the fucking same thing. I'm normally opposed to the abuse of musical instruments but I'd have no qualms about inserting their guitars into one of their orifices. CUNTS.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

^ scrote-floss: 10/10 here. ^

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