ok I just had to stop writing something retarded
because I was interrupted by a phone call.

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB. IN YOUR FACE JESUS.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:25, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Don't care
but I do a little congrats
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

*wipes jizz from cheek*

( Captain V, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

you'll have lovely clear skin
after that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Not with my sour, foul semen
Acidic.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I always try to convince little girls
like Captain Catface of that too. Hit rate is about 50/50.
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

luckily
I have clear skin already. So it'd never work
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

It'll soften your beard too.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

even better
moisturised and perfect ready for me to hit the road
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I'm not getting in your truck again

( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)

you don't have a choice
sorry. I need company on these long lonely trips, and I've heard you're up for Xtreme Endurance Trucking
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I like trucking and I like to truck.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

reminds me of the kissogram
in Ferris Bueller
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

ha Not The 9 O'Clock News FTW

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

You misunderstand
I never listen to whether they're convinced or not, I just go ahead and try to do it regardless. The 50/50 hit rate depends mainly on how quickly they are physically and mentally.
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

loose lips and all that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Congratulations.
Now write the letter anyway.
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

awesome
congratulations!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)