Meh
Heaven is a load of old bollocks anyway. More excitingly, I have just baked a fucking huge cake. It has several layers and it is still warm. 5 eggs died to make this delicious sponge of goodness. Where is your cake?
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wow! there hasn't been cake on off-topic for ages.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:38, Reply)

I just offered that bloke up there some cake^^^
You liar
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:40, Reply)

This cake is a serious piece of work
It's more like a layered bakewell tart. There is an entire jar of strawberry jam in this fucker. And lots of vanilla sugar. And almonds. And FIVE GOLDEN EGGS.

QUIVER in front of my awesome cake!
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:45, Reply)

*quivers*
Although I have more of a savoury palate.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Me too
but it's getting sweeter as I get older
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I am shocked
Genuinely shocked.

So if you had a massive cake, ooooozing with sugar, icing, jam and other cakey goodness, would you seriously say "no, no... I want this sausage roll"?
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:51, Reply)

only if "sausage roll" is a euphemism

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Cheese and onion roll.
I don't eat meat.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:00, Reply)

What, not even bacon?

(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:12, Reply)

Nope!

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:20, Reply)

I've never made a proper cake.
I'd like to do that. And make fondant. Man, that'd be an awesome cake.
I had a pinkalicious cupcake last week, think it was homemade. It was lush.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:43, Reply)

You'll never catch a real man unless you make cake.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:50, Reply)

And they are sooooo deliciously easy to make!

(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Not that I'm after a bloke,
But I find you need to keep practising, or the cakes go all wrong.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:56, Reply)