I'd have liposuction
probably get my nose done but that is about it.

As for gender change, I'd definitely call myself Alexander. So close enough. Wouldn't ever do it though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:59, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)

good that I plan on liposuction?
charming~
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Do you have a particularly flabby nose then?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)

like a Zeppelin

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Ooo happy candle day!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:19, Reply)

thanks :)
I'm getting a nosejob to celebrate
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I was going to do a strikethrough
but it's too obvious.

Although a friend of mine got a blowjob for his 30th birthday. Some slag of a girl he picked up in a pub felt sorry for his lack of birthday sex and put it right.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:23, Reply)

to be fair
I can't get a blowjob until the surgery above is complete
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Good point.
You'd just have to give one instead.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)

terribly sorry
to disoblige, but I think your own sex change renders it impossible
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I didn't say I was getting one though
I'm quite happy with my current state, thank you.

I'm not that keen on the idea of a cockectomy!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Nice to see there's some honour and decency left in the world
Never had a pity-nosh myself.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Good that you'd never have a sex change!
You know damn well that I'm a fan
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Happy candle

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Thanks :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Feeling better today?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)