You should firebomb their offices
or post them a poo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

our bass player has had several bands reviewed by the same guy in the past
and he has slated all of them, despite his last band being awesome, and winning a fair number of battle of the bands

he's probably got most cause to fire-poo their office
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)

sounds like it
this chap just might have a chip on his shoulder
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)

That's not a chip.
It's a sliver of Vippers' excreta.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I thought that
then read the other reviews he'd written, which were rather good hehe

frankly though, I'd probably write a similar review of my band, particularly based on the CD he heard.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)

It's worth keeping in mind that most reviews are essentially about the reviewer.
And how the songs/book/film fits with their own worldview/values.

Alternatively get some oxy-acetylene bottles, long pipes (with spark back arrestors)and a cutting torch with a fine nozzle, and burn the fucker's face off.
(Cave Duck, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)