I think I've been pretty lucky
The only bad one that ever jumps to mind was a steak I once ordered. My sisters hate any blood in their steak, so always order it well done. Now, in my mind this meant that anything but well done would be full of blood, so I requested mine extremely well done.

I was effectively fed charcoal, but knew I had to eat it. It was actually still alright tasting, you just had to chew it for half an hour.

I've also had a meal that was awful, but fucking tasty. I ordered a seafood chowder in a small town in Ireland (Kenmare). It came out, and smelled fantastic. The family I was with warned me to let it cool down for a while, I decided I was bored after 30 seconds, and took a massive moutful. Because it was a nice restaurant, I knew I couldn't scream or spit it back out, so I just had to swallow it as quickly as I could. Took me 4 days before I could eat anything hotter than room temperature without hurting. Still, fucking fantastic though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

SUMMARISE, BITCH

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Summary
Told any steak but well done was bloody, asked for mine extra well done, served charcoal/cardboard.

Ignored what others said about seafood chowder, burned the shit out of my mouth.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

haha!
You've been to Kenmare?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Yep, fantastic place

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)