If he hears you already did you might die before sunset.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

or just before dawn
Monty stalks his prey through the night, following just behind, ducking into the shadows if he wonders if he has been caught.
But he does not worry.
The wind snaps his cloak as he enters Darth Foxtrots garden. He is silent as he watches Darth sleep. He gently strokes Darth's hair.
He whispers in his ear, "You are mine for eternity," before kissing his neck, sliding his slick cock into Darths arse, and sealing their fate with the bite from his razor sharp vampire teeth.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)

You missed out
he whispered "awooga" and patted Darth on the mangina

Also, you've thought about this way too much. Points for effort though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)

You don't know what I think about!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Sex and cake?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Just sex mostly

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)

That is repulsive.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)

That Nutella
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)