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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I do not
Mrs Al just likes to stuff my pocket with them
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Kinky...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Especially if it's done covertly
And you don't notice them until you're on a train
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

pocket minge
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)
it was my back pocket

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
EEEEEEWWWWWWW...!

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
That kinda thing is pretty popular at the moment
I blame the internet
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
ewwwww....
they'd go all soggy, and bacon flavoured dripping would leak out.

EDIT What am I talking about? That sounds fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I don't know, bacon's got to be better than the taste of a manky one
(Not to cast aspersions about Roota's minge)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Just as well...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I'm pretty aroused right now

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)
is that a mini sausage roll in your pocket or are you happy to see me.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
actually, it's a mini sausage roll

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
No, it's my penis :(((((((

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)
yeah, but surely it's not pleased to see her?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
how do you know what his penis wants?!
wait....ooooh....you two, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Me and just about anyone and everyone, generally

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
not me though!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
If only I could reach

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
+my penis without my big flabby gut getting in the way

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
I'm so skinny I'm virtually translucent
I'm the other kind of nerd
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
I'm well aroused right now
wanna fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
This is Bert you're talking to.
He'd fuck a horse with Down's Syndrome.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
but I'd rather fuck it with my cock

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

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