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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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No, it's a bouncy hug
Like your dad does to aunty Sandra when your mum's in the Kwiksave and the betting shop
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
I think this is a lie because my mother would never visit Kwiksave due to the spelling
We are atrocious snobs you see. You felching turtle you.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:29, Reply)
she puts it in Waitrose bags

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:29, Reply)
She wouldn''t go to Waitrose either, that place is *too* snobby.
I'm beginning to think you don't know my family at all. You snuffling cock hound, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:31, Reply)
i know your mother

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:31, Reply)
LOTS of people 'know' her.
Repeatedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:32, Reply)
Alright auntie Sandra
Stop knobbing dad, ta
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)
but he always found me the prettier tartier sister

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:34, Reply)
If I come into the kitchen one more time and find you windmilling on his gristle tube I'm going to phone the police

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:36, Reply)
They won't believe you
and I'll tell your mum you put your finger up your bum when you watch Eggheads
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)
Silly Roota, Mummy helps me slide it up there until the knuckle
How do you think I navigate the bends?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:38, Reply)
You do it underwater?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:40, Reply)
In a special suit I had made by NASA that has a bumhole section cut out for easy access
I sometimes fill the suit with slugs before I put it on so they can nestle under my winky's hood
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:41, Reply)
And on that note,
I'm off home!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:42, Reply)
So she's pitched at around the Sainsbury's level?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:32, Reply)
Yeah pretty much
Hang around the delicatessen aisle and she'll be yours
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:34, Reply)
...lasciviously gesturing towards the salami and winking....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:40, Reply)
If you rub paté on your bumhole she'll come charging at you like a horny rhino

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)

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