Home alone for me tonight as the missus is on a girly night out.
I say home alone, SJ will be here with his girlfriend but as they will be locked in his bedroom playing tiddlywinks, it means I can watch what the fuck I like on the telly and drink wine.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If I stay in (and judging by the weather, I reckon I will)
then the cat had better want to be my mate or I'll be well pissed off
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)

You mate with your cat?
*phones rspca*
( broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:34, Reply)

He's had them cut off so we can't 'mate'
It's Platonic. In that he hates me and I try to hug him when he is near me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Awww I've got a stray with no bollocks, ugly as sin but I love him
but yeah, not physically
( broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Exactly

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Show us yer tits

( broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:48, Reply)

I've gone home

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 18:26, Reply)