Happy Canderel.
Marvellous weekend: last night my ex belittled my family's birthday gifts* then fucked off for the night dressed like a 1980s prostitute, leaving me and my daughter to read 'The Cat in the Hat' and play at pirates etc 'til lunchtime today. I've since eaten a Chinese meal (rubbish) and got pissed with my arsonist mate Dave (who today liberated a dog being beaten by some crackheads) and had some MASSIVE DRUGS.

*She also actually had the cheek to complain that their cards came with their presents and not in the post to arrive on 'the day'. I pointed out that they assumed I would be seeing Len on her birthday, having not taken into account her abominable cuntishness.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good for you
At least you got to see her Monty. hope the bike was well received x
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Len loves it (she said 'I love my motorbike'*)
Ex tried to claim it was dangerous despite it having won toy awards for its aid to balance development, the bitter old harridan.

*I haven't actually bought a 2-year-old a motorbike, much as I love the Hell's Angels
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Did tell you
puppy or an airgun........
EDIT: and she is 2 ffs - how the hell does she know when the cards arrive??
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:06, Reply)

But you got to spend lotsof time with her
And I bet that makes all the other shit fade in comparison :)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Too fucking right.
It's been wondrous. She even woke up in the night wanting her daddy's cuddles. I cried.

/gaylord
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:14, Reply)

You be as gaylord as you like
I know those moments are rare mate
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Half the time
I don't know whether she understands that I'm not just one of her mother's friends.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:17, Reply)

sniffles

(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:19, Reply)

A-HAHAHAHAHA
Crying over a little hug. You complete wet shirter!
( djtrialprice, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:29, Reply)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:35, Reply)