Dang
Slowest OT weekend in forever, and I realise it's my candleday!
I just made pretend soup and it was gorgeous.
Anyone about? I've done tons of work and I'm having the rest of Sunday off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 19:53, 65 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Happy Candleday.
What on earth is pretend soup?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 19:58, Reply)

It was like some onion, some potatoes, salt, black pepper, bit of cajun seasoning
Fucked it up with haricot beans but I fished those out and ate them first
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Sounds a bit complicated.
Would it not have been easier to open a tin?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:07, Reply)

It was the opposite of complicated
And not one bit fattening
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:08, Reply)

Happy candleday!
I've had a BBQ and the sun's out. Brillig.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:00, Reply)

It's dull but scarily warm here
I've had another neck shave mutilation.
My uncle sprayed aftershave onto it to make it sting more then ran off giggling like a shitting toddler
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:06, Reply)

It's threatening rain
Round my way.

And I've got nothing in for dinner.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:06, Reply)

Happy candleday, Gary.
I'm just about to sit down to lovely roast chicken stuffed with sage and basted in white wine. Om nom nom.

I say basted, it's actually roasted whilst sat in half a bottle of wine and surrounded with garlic cloves. My colleagues are gonna love me tomorrow.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:06, Reply)

Alright guv
I've had one of my mum's roasts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:12, Reply)

On Friday I had too much to drink and sent myself home early because I was getting fighty.
On Saturday, I helped to put a tent up and take it down again, and composed a detailed dissertation plan.
Today, I designed a kitchen.
I am a woman of many talents.
( thealternativefact, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:15, Reply)

Blimey girl! Steady on!
I have only had ONE glass of wine today so I feel virtuous.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:31, Reply)

That's because you are, dahling.
Happy Candleday - *mwahs*
( thealternativefact, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Ta la

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:36, Reply)

Happy candleday love
I have played a lot of plants vs zombies, gotten drunk, gotten toasted in the sun and eaten a lot of bacon. Good weekend. Yes.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Bacon stood out there
And are the plants able to walk and fight zombies?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:33, Reply)

They can when they're zombies themselves. The rest of the time they shoot things at them or explode in a cacophony of extreme violence lolz

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Plants do this?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:50, Reply)

Someone posted a link to that on /links t'other day
Sadly Windows only. It looked good fun.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:40, Reply)

That'd be me.
I can't help that you have a stupid computer, surely you have access to a pc somewhere
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I like my Mac :(
You don't need to press too many buttons at a time.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Congratulations on your candle.
I saw old friends on Thursday, got drunk.
Saw Lovely Apples and my sister graduate on Friday, got very drunk. Too drunk.
I felt like shit all Saturday. No drinking.
I've packed many of my belongings into boxes today. No drinking, apart from tea.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Tea is where it's at right now

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:36, Reply)

Fucking southern pansy scummy water.
Need to invest in a water filter.

I remember the first time I was back in the North after being at uni, the first drink of NORTHERN WATER was heavenly. Not that it was 7 in the morning, I'd been very drunk and needed rehydrating. No, it was just because it was northern.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Yup.
Northern water has been through fewer people before you get it.
Southern water is approximately twelth hand IIRC.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 18 Jul 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Happy candleday
I went clay pigeon shoot yesterday, so got to play with a shotgun, then beat an old man at pool. Now I have a sore head.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:36, Reply)

Did he beat you with the cue?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:36, Reply)

No
He looked sad, then left the pub. I almost felt bad, then felt happy.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Callous

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:54, Reply)

You're two! Woo!
Yesterday I shopped. I shopped hard man. Today I cleaned and had a nap. I just finished watching the film Precious and it was very sad : (
( girlinthehole, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:15, Reply)

I have cleaned the whole flat
Skint so can't even go into Town in case I'm tempted.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:17, Reply)

Those silly girls in Monsoon should learn how to write legibily.
I kept thinking I had a bargain in the sale and I had read it wrong on the ticket.
( girlinthehole, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Whut?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:32, Reply)

They wrote the sale price on the ticket but because of her dodgy writing I read £52 as £32 etc

( girlinthehole, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:34, Reply)

badness

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:53, Reply)

happy candleday! (again!)
Today has mainly been spent washing and ironing with the golf on in the bckground, it is the weekend before payday so broke

Next weekend should be good though, been told we will get our bonus this month so will be booking a holiday and shopping for me and the house
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:22, Reply)

My dad has had that bleeding golf on all weekend

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:29, Reply)

there was
motogp on before that, when i'm ironing having something on that you don't actually need to concentrate on, just dip in and out of helps break up the monotony
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Yo
today I have mostly been arguing with the BF as he is acting like a complete cock! Hope everyone else is having a better time x
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Oh sorry to hear that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:29, Reply)

men are shit/blog

( girlinthehole, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:31, Reply)

thanks

(Halfy By light alone, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:33, Reply)

You're welcome.

( girlinthehole, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:34, Reply)

And you my dear
are correct!
EDIT: Can anyone tell me what is the point of having a boyfriend? Especially one who tells you that he wants to spend the day alone in his own company (every weekend) then spends all day down the pub with people he would not even know unless you had introduced him to them (most weekends), having refused a fantastic roast chicken dinner? Time for a new one I think.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Get rid

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:10, Reply)

That's not a complete sentence.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:12, Reply)

+ of him

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:14, Reply)

My boss's wife
says things like 'are you going to come with?', and (Chompy hates this as much as I do) if you ask 'is it (for example) Tuesday today?', replies 'yes - all day!!11!!!!'). She is also borderline illiterate and when asked if she sat 'A' Levels replied 'no, I became a teacher instead'.

Jesus fucking Christ.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:28, Reply)

Happy Birfamaday Gorgeous

( djtrialprice, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Cheers 'Andsome

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Happy Canderel.
Marvellous weekend: last night my ex belittled my family's birthday gifts* then fucked off for the night dressed like a 1980s prostitute, leaving me and my daughter to read 'The Cat in the Hat' and play at pirates etc 'til lunchtime today. I've since eaten a Chinese meal (rubbish) and got pissed with my arsonist mate Dave (who today liberated a dog being beaten by some crackheads) and had some MASSIVE DRUGS.

*She also actually had the cheek to complain that their cards came with their presents and not in the post to arrive on 'the day'. I pointed out that they assumed I would be seeing Len on her birthday, having not taken into account her abominable cuntishness.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Good for you
At least you got to see her Monty. hope the bike was well received x
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Len loves it (she said 'I love my motorbike'*)
Ex tried to claim it was dangerous despite it having won toy awards for its aid to balance development, the bitter old harridan.

*I haven't actually bought a 2-year-old a motorbike, much as I love the Hell's Angels
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Did tell you
puppy or an airgun........
EDIT: and she is 2 ffs - how the hell does she know when the cards arrive??
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:06, Reply)

But you got to spend lotsof time with her
And I bet that makes all the other shit fade in comparison :)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Too fucking right.
It's been wondrous. She even woke up in the night wanting her daddy's cuddles. I cried.

/gaylord
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:14, Reply)

You be as gaylord as you like
I know those moments are rare mate
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Half the time
I don't know whether she understands that I'm not just one of her mother's friends.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:17, Reply)

sniffles

(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:19, Reply)

A-HAHAHAHAHA
Crying over a little hug. You complete wet shirter!
( djtrialprice, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:29, Reply)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Soz Roots
Forgot me manners fer a bit - preoccupied with man shit. Happy candlething x

EDIT: As Monty has quite rightfully pointed out, what I meant was "having a crap boyfriend who makes me feel worthless" Sorry for any confusion, no scat going on here I will have you know!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:20, Reply)

'preoccupied with man shit', eh?
Are you German, perchance?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:22, Reply)

No
Half "Pole of Ukraine originality" and quarter Italian, bit of Irish and god knows about the rest.Proper mongrel.
EDIT: plus side - magic cheekbones, downside - fat arse. No facial hair tho.....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Happy glowing pointy stick day
I have done virtually nothing all day. Glorious.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Here, have my tune of the day:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vme8yedgHEY&feature=related
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:33, Reply)