Shiver, quiver,
either way I'm going to vibrate his gorgeous little body like a Rampant Rabbit that's been retro-fitted with a lop-sided electric toothbrush motor.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OK. I'm coming to watch this delightful event.
and I certainly will be ...coming.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Aw fuck it, am I going to have to find time for a full-body wax before the weekend then?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

That depends entirely on what you want me to do to you.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I would like you to buy me some beer.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Do you need to be shorn of your body hair for me to successfully buy you some beer?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)