I'm interested to see
this eyebrow thing you do. I'm sure I could beat it...
(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That sounds like a challenge
(You realise, if you do have superior eyebrow skillz, I will have to do the elephant impression to recover my shattered dignity)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Flopping your cock out
will restore your dignity?
(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:35, Reply)

*thinks it through*
Hmm...actually...

Maybe if I were to paint it as per the Union Jack?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Or maybe a barber's pole?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Ahahahaha
^ this. Crow, you're on.
(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Aesthetically quite pleasing
Although I wouldn't want people to mistake it for a stick of rock.

Perhaps I should shelve the paint and just go for Hitlerpubes.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Why not?
Some ladies might like to suck on a stick of rock...

If you paint "Blackpool" around your bell end, you're in there!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

You *wouldn't* want
people to mistake it for a stick of rock! You're still not thinking this through. What do people do with sticks of rock?

EDIT - wait, now it sounds like I'm offering you a blow job if you win the eyebrow-off. hastily backtracks...
(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Try and bite the end off.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Eek
you must have teeth of steel, man!
(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

*shakes head*
Only a woman could have written that reply.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I suspect
that the first suck would put paid to any notions that it was a stick of rock.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

How do you know?
You've never tasted it!

*dangles suggestively*
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I've tasted rock though
And although I've never tasted cock, I've smelt mine, and it doesn't smell sweet...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Sounds like someone needs a wash...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Careful
There's a difference between fresh and sweet!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

True.
If cock tasted like chupa-chups though, I'd be giving head a lot more often.
(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)

What if it tasted like Lyon's Golden Syrup?
Purely hypothetically, you understand...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Too sickly
Sorry. I'm more of a nutella girl myself.
(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

*sighs*
Do you know how awkward it is to wash this stuff off your bell-end?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Easier than it is to get it out of your pubes, I suspect.

(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I sense a business opportunity here!

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Still continuing
on the flopping-out theme though, isn't it? Painted or otherwise...
(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I think that someone should draw a pic of light in chains on his cock.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Would there be enough room?

(berk, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

^ POTD

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)