The girl in my office who's sending me inane IMs
"I just been round Norwich lol"

What the fuck am I supposed to say to that?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:09, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

say
"I'm going to wear your face like a gimp mask"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

"thanks for letting me know, now I can update my twitter"

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I only ever tweet about poo
Literally
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

only thing I like about twitter is that it if it had never existed I wouldn't be able to sing "you're tweeting me like tweety bird on your iphone"

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Urgh
I've been chatting to an extremely lovely girl from work recently, only trouble is that she's 'lol'ed at me twice today, and she wrote 'their' when she meant 'they're'.

Bitch.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Goddammit
Why don't people understand how unsexy poor grammar is?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)

This is probably were I'm going wrong.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

because it's not really that important on a website like this is it?
think happy thoughts Darth.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)