the book is about 6000 words down
244000 to go. clear your reading schedule for about 2020...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Stephen King writes 2,000 words a day without fail
what an arsehole :D
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)

yes
but he was coked off his tits for most of it. i just have a can of diet coke and some vile "twisted puffs" which my friend bought, think ENORMOUS wotsits (and i mean about 3" long).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

You're in the caribbean eating big nasty wotsits?
Shouldn't you be drinking rum with spies?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)

big nasty wotsits
is making me laugh, i will be telling sam when she returns to the room (somehow she is already brown whereas i am alternately red and white with a bit of pink for good measure). rum with spies was last night and sat night. and tonight, which is the social event of the year for grenada - CRAB RACING!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I don't even bother trying to tan because I go straight to the burn/peel/pain cycle.
Crab racing sounds horrific. I have always considered crabs to be armour plated spiders that can hold their breath *shudders*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)