Madagascar is great
purely because of the penguins
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:23, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I enjoy penguins.
And magpies.

Black and white is the way to go.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Hooded Crow is the way to go...

...do you not think so?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)

It looks like a normal crow
caught in the crosshairs of violent bukakke.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)

So violent their hairs got crossed?
Such a web of semen-encrusted tangles doesn't bear thinking about...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)

You have lots of experience getting come out of your luscious mane, I imagine.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Yes, but my gorgeous flowing locks aren't as densely curled as my pudenda.
Seriously, it looks like Brian fucking May some days...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Who are Brian and May, and why do you know what they look like in flagrante?
sorry
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

*spangs*
It helps to tell my testicles apart if I can give them a name. Surely your breasts have names?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Oh god yes they did!
I can't remember what they were, it was either Bonnie and Clyde or Ronnie and Reggie. I think the latter.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

PJ and Duncan.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Adolf & Heinrich

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 18:12, Reply)

I have heard the penguins are awesome

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)

they are
we are quite biased towards penguins in my household, but they are still good. I think you will appreciate them. Then you can also watch Madagascar 2 and the whole series of the Penguins of Madagascar.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

"Smile and wave boys...smile and wave"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

PENGUINS
www.flixxy.com/pet-penguin-goes-shopping.htm
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

my mrs will love that!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I actually adore it.
Recommend Death and the Penguin (book), it's very good and has penguins in.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I will do so
thanks :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)