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I have Becky on ignore as she is like well mean so I can't read the thread she just posted
Instead, what film shall I watch as I am all sunburnt so should stay inside a bit?

I bought Madagascar for £2 the other day on a whim, will I regret this? Should I go all actiony and watch Green Zone, or to celebrate JEff Bridges shall I watch Tron?

Alternatively should girls with big boobs wear boob tubes?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:14, 110 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Yes.
I like breasts.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Performance.
and alt Q yes provided they don't also have a beer gut.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
There are two really old people across the road pulling, they're like 60, and the women from this angle looks like she doesn't have a face.
Have you seen that film Kinky Boots? I like that one, men dressed as women ! Hah, what will they ever think of next? He's a man, yet he's wearing a dress, haha, those crazy londoners, what will they think of next?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Films That Gonz Has Seen That Most People Probably Haven't That He Quite Liked.
- London - www.imdb.com/title/tt0449061/
- Reign Over Me - www.imdb.com/title/tt0490204/
- Love, Honnor & Obay - www.imdb.com/title/tt0199727/
- Final Cut - www.imdb.com/title/tt0162958/
- Breaking and Entering - www.imdb.com/title/tt0443456/

.... there are probably more, but this is what I can think of right now.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Oh P.Pops, thank you so much for your recomendations.
God, I'm going back to Gonz, not enough people are replying to me with this name, I like it when people reply to me. It's like a little bit of attention and human interaction that I lack offline.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
I bet you there is a new thread that I've been ignoring, and that's why nobody is on this one.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
I just lost that one.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Reign Over Me is excellent.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Yup, deffo, that bit [without ruining it] where he is reading a comic in that waiting room makes me sniffle every time.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
THANX GONZ LIKE OH SO EVA SO MUCH

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Go to the cinema and watch Inception.
Alt: generally no, there are better tops for the big boobed.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I really want to see that
I love Whatsit Gordon-Levitt.

/packs Brick in going-to-uni-bag
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
He's fast becoming one of those actors that I look out for.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Have you seen 12 Things I Hate About You?
He's fabulous in that.
Even more fabulous when you watch that and Brick back to back...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Yep, and 500 days of summer is great too.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Oh is he in that?
I don't really go in for romance.
Ten Things doesn't count as romance, it's hilarious. And has hot Heath Ledger in too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
It's a modern not so romantic romantic comedy,
I recommend it to anyone.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I recommend RumbleFish.
Everyone should have seen that film. It has Tom Waits in it FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Never heard of it, I'll look it up later.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Young Nic Cage, young Mickey Rourke, Tom Waits
interesting soundtrack, Francis Ford Coppola (I think)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)
'Nic' Cage is horse-faced spastic of zero merit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
sounds like you have...
CAGE RAGE!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
he did executive produce
The Dresden Files, but apart from that I agree with Monty
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Rumblefish is fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I am planning on going at some point. Just not right now.

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
I wanna see that.
I'm quite the fan of Leonardo DiCaprio, when he's playing an adult.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
he was brilliant in What's Eating Gilbert Grape

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
I ain't seen that, but I liked Blood Diamond and that one where he is a spy in the middle-east.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
He plays a surprisingly convincing mong.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I assumed it was Orlando Bloom
monging out in that film
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)
no he's a mong in the Calcium Kid

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
mother of my kid was Bloom's girlfriend when they were teenagers

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Lucky escape then!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
plus the god that is Depp
although having seen the Family Guy spoof with squirrels, I think it won't be as dramatic next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I'll have to check that out then.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Watch Coraline.
It's fantastic.

No, they tend to have big arms too, and that's not a good look.
well fat girls do.
I'm starting to think my boobs are quite small. Fucking Bravissimo making me think I'm well endowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I can't even shop in Bravissimo
so they can't be that small
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)
34FF

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)
Now bear that in mind for tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
haha I will make sure to have a good old stare

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
coraline was well creepy
I couldn't watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I loved it
Neil Gaiman and stopmotion. My favourite things.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
I got so scared
but had to pretend that I wasn't because the kids weren't.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
I found it creepy as well.
But I think it's one of those things that seems creepy if you're slightly older - lines like "you said he talked too much, so we...fixed him for you" probably wouldn't freak children out quite as much.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
The book's even worse.
"I swear it on my mother's grave." "And does your mother have a grave?" "Why yes, I put her there myself, and when I caught her trying to get out, I put her back in."
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
Yeah, I can see why they didn't include that in the film...
*shudders*
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
She just swore on her right hand
AND THEN THE RIGHT HAND CAME AFTER THEM AND TRIED TO DRAG THEM DOWN A WELL ARGHARGHAHGAHGHAFHAGHA
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)
I thought the button eyes were really creepy but I guess kids wouldn't
although the witch with the really long fingernails would scare the shit out of anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Especially as it's voiced by Teri Hatcher
She was Lois Lane! How can she be the baddie?

But again, kids won't appreciate the significance of that.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
she was the baddie in Spy Kids too

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
which was terrible
and thus enabled her to blend in perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
Madagascar is great
purely because of the penguins
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I enjoy penguins.
And magpies.

Black and white is the way to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Hooded Crow is the way to go...

...do you not think so?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
It looks like a normal crow
caught in the crosshairs of violent bukakke.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
So violent their hairs got crossed?
Such a web of semen-encrusted tangles doesn't bear thinking about...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
You have lots of experience getting come out of your luscious mane, I imagine.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Yes, but my gorgeous flowing locks aren't as densely curled as my pudenda.
Seriously, it looks like Brian fucking May some days...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Who are Brian and May, and why do you know what they look like in flagrante?
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)
*spangs*
It helps to tell my testicles apart if I can give them a name. Surely your breasts have names?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Oh god yes they did!
I can't remember what they were, it was either Bonnie and Clyde or Ronnie and Reggie. I think the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
PJ and Duncan.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Adolf & Heinrich

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 18:12, Reply)
I have heard the penguins are awesome

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)
they are
we are quite biased towards penguins in my household, but they are still good. I think you will appreciate them. Then you can also watch Madagascar 2 and the whole series of the Penguins of Madagascar.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)
"Smile and wave boys...smile and wave"

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
PENGUINS
www.flixxy.com/pet-penguin-goes-shopping.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
my mrs will love that!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
I actually adore it.
Recommend Death and the Penguin (book), it's very good and has penguins in.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
I will do so
thanks :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Precious.
I was very sad.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
shutter island is really good

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
It sure is
another film showing that DiCaprio isn't the little pretty boy twat I hated 13-ish years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I cried sooo omg bad when etc etc you know what I mean

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
I...think so.
Excellent film, a modern day Hitchcock (especially the music)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
yes, reminded me of the others because it used the play on lights and music to creep you the fuck out

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
I feel bad for him that a lot of people hate him for Titanic
and because he's a pretty boy, when he's actually a really good actor. Same kind of goes for Brad Pitt, he does really well in some pretty versatile roles. Although there's no excuse for Meet Joe Black.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
You know who would have been great in Meet Joe Black?
Playing a character with no emotions what so ever?

Roll over for the answer!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
haha yeah
I laughed so hard when Brad got hit by the car, I rewound it three or four times.

Plus his Jamaican accent is just hilarious. Evertink gwan be irite.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
I liked Meet Joe Black

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I think DiCaprio has far outgrown that image and I can't really beleive it's still being brought up
the man has paid his dues many times over.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)
One of my co-workers is going through a list of names
and just read out Xing Wu Dong.

I turned to her and in my best Leslie Phillips voice said, "Zing dong..."

...Well, I thought it was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
As do I.
Perhaps you should worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
I'd have laughed too

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Hermal Dikshit
works for Dell in India.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)
He is my new hero.
My brother once did a job for a Mr Ferhat Ferhangel.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
As for boob tubes, nobody should wear them.
Unless they're on a podium.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
no boob tubes
as Lampito said, it's not a good look, especially with big arms
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)
I should note I don't have any
I just saw a massive boobed woman in one on town and thought "Does anyone find that sexy? I shall ask people on the internet"
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)
I've never owned a boob-tube
or anything that shows my shoulders really
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
are they hairy or summat?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
no
but I have wide shoulders so there is no point accentuating them
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Awww....
Don't be so self conscious, I'm sure that you'd look lovely whatever you wear.

Now, I actually do have hairy shoulders, it's really starting to get me down:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I'm going to take it
you've given up on Applebite?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
I forgot about Applebite....
I don't care who I'm chasing on B3ta, as long as I get my cock wet at some point
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH TO THE MOTHER FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOCH

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Do you not wear them to lure boys to your lair?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
What your vag? I can only wear one at once. Today I'm wearing my own
Edit: Boob tubes? Christ no, horrible looking things.

Also, you can't reply to people you have on ignore ,)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
oh noes busted

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Snoogans

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
have you been indulging in a kevin smith marathon or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Nah, just bored.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
watch Chasing Amy

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
+ and be even more bored

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
blasmephy

(bill, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
If that's another Kevin Smith film, I'll bet it's shit

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
My mum wore spangly boob tubes in the eighties when I was a teenager.
No wonder I went emo.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)
Riot on Sunset Strip
It's got The Standells in it, FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Yes, girls with big boobs should wear boob tubes
Fat girls with big boobs however, should be sent to labour-intensive dairy farms.

Watch that film with the cute alien in it, you know, the one who wants to go home. Mac & Me
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
But dairy is fattening

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

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