Take her a bunch of flowers and some Worther's Originals
Put a smile on her face, your mum's face, and possibly your face. Then face facts, you're going to get off your face, so save face and face up to it. Face-off. Face from The A-Team.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't want to appear two-faced though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)

See if you can face it on the day

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

The bloke with the big face (Mick Hucknall) joining The Faces
The height of face related wrongness.
(Cave Duck, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

He'll have to face the music sometime.
Probably not Simply Red, though.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Friz

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

You spelt "who sung this?" wrong

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

you have to go on /talk occasionally to realise how witty I am
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=%22fat+faced+cunt%22
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Ah, with you now, Carruthers!
Well struck sir, well struck. Such biting ready wit, you fat faced cunt.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I've read riddle of the sands too.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Maybe I should do an about-face and just go.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)

SHITTEST PUN RUN EVER

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

it's facile humour

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Don't be so self-effacing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)