I was thinking maybe a cock-gaz?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:33, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Is she a b3tan?
That might just cheer her up a bit!
( Peej, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)

She's Bert Monkeysex

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)

You know what?
I believe you.
( Peej, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

bky fucked your gran?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I'm afraid so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

how often does your mother visit?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Every few months
They have always had a very 'difficult' relationship though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

that's probably why your gran is pissed
life in a home if you're even half aware is hell. I want to be killed before I ever get to that stage
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Some homes are ok.
I'd enjoy it. Sitting with my peers and reminicsing about the good old times.

'I danced at the Hacienda you know'.

'Do you remember how good E's used to be'.
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

She prefers it to the 'real world'.
Since my grandfather died in 1984 she's not enjoyed her life at all.


EDIT and I take it you mean 'pissed off'. I know you aren't American, young lady.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:48, Reply)

That'll finish her off
she'll die laughing
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)