you're an annoying twelve year old cunt

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

you really seem to have it on for me, Chompy
I'm beginning to get worried. Should I start checking under my bed before I go to sleep at night, and use one of those rape drug test things on my drinks?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

yes and I will also shit in your pillow case
you were funny at first if a little irritating now I just wan't to burn you off the face of the planet.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

You mean I'm not as funny as I used to be?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

change the joke, become interesting again.
Alternatively kill yourself.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

You're really being quite harsh
if everybody on Off Topic who wasn't interesting or funny killed themselves the board would be empty, but I bet they'd still be whining in their pissy pants up in heaven.
God, I'd love that. I wish this would happen.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I'm not being harsh
you keep banging on about how much of a cunt you are to people then you go and contradict it all by saying actually I'm a really nice guy before following that up with some horse shit about how you say really mean things to people etc etc just change it up. It's always the same with you, I don't care if you think I'm Chompy or not just get a new joke. I'm getting bored of it. I come on OT for a laugh not to get into arguments with someone spoiling for attention. This is the last I will say on the matter as I've had enough. I don't want to be super sensitive and ignore you as you do make me laugh but just fucking change it up a little.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Haha!
This is brilliant!

I'm very, very sorry that my repeated use of the same joke has upset you so much, I'll try not to do it anymore from now on Chompy, I promise. I'm also sorry that I contradict myself online, being a decent sort offline and playing the character of a git online clearly has you flummoxed
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Like I said, I'm done.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Glad to hear it, Bobby EDIT Ah, shit. I meant Chompy
but try not to get so worked up in future. If you feel yourself getting upset from now on, just step away from the computer for a while and scream into a pillow
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I don't know why I'm involved in this fucked up mating ritual.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I'm sorry too mate,
As it's only Mr look at me, look at me who is carrying it on I will be ignoring it from now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

shut up, Chompy

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

You've upset him bert,
you owe the whole of offtopic an apology.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Dear Off Topic,
I am very sorry, but it is all your own fault.

Regards,

Bert Monkeysex (aged 28 and three quarters)
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)