Yeah but you're going to hell anyway, just for liking Slayer
Dead Skin Mask opens up a whole new world of disgusting possibilities
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'd say my liking of Cannibal Corpse, Deicide and Behemoth puts me in a slightly worse light than Slayer
Plus, Tom Araya is Christian anyway
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I have a deliberately contradictory theory
that anyone who can tell the difference between three or four Cannibal Corpse songs should be allowed entry to heaven on grounds of merit

That said, I used to delight in telling people, at the height of the Britpop craze, that Carcass were Liverpool's best-ever four-piece
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

They clearly are the best
I can tell the difference between about 7 by ear, I reckon
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Then you'll get into heaven,
and your funeral song should be YMCA just to mock god before he accepts you into his fictional embrace
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I think the Almighty should have a sense of humour, the fucker

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)