tell her the bit about voldemort, go on

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

turns out he's got LOBSTERS SWIMMING UP HIS ARSEHOLE
that's why he's been such a cunt to all the little wizards and wotnot
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

one of my friends posted all the end twists in Heroes
on his facebook status. I don't watch Heroes but if I did I would have been angry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

yeah someone posted the ending of heavy rain on facebook which made me hulk quietly inside
i hope they get piles.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

is that the one with Morgan Freeman and...
no wait, that's Hard Rain. Isn't Heavy Rain a computer game?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

ja, ps3s

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Wiggy always ruins Tom Cruise movies for me by quoting that comedian Richard something
with "Tom Cruise is a cocktail waiter. Quite a good cocktail waiter. Then he has a crisis of confidence and can’t be a cocktail waiter anymore. He meets a woman who gives him his confidence back and he becomes a pretty good cocktail waiter again.

Tom Cruise plays a racing car driver. Quite a good racing car driver. Then he has a crisis of confidence and can’t be a racing car driver anymore. He meets a woman who gives him his confidence back and he becomes a pretty good racing car driver again.

Tom Cruise plays fighter pilot. Quite a good fighter pilot. Then he has a crisis of confidence and can’t be a fighter pilot anymore. He meets a woman who gives him his confidence back and he becomes a pretty good fighter pilot again."

etc.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

haha i fucking hate tom cruise he churns out a constant stream of shit
try watching films with kids... they NEED you to spoil the ending for them. theyre desperate for you to explain every single twist and plot arc before it fucking happens in minute detail.

JUST WATCH THE FILM.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I've come to the conclusion
that he has done loads of thoroughly entertaining films

that new one Knight and Day looks shit, but will probably be entertaining as well.

Plus, he kind of looks like my brother. or did before my bro got a bit chubby
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

i liked the vampire one and err
yeah. that one.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I thought he was brilliant in Interview With A Vampire
it was really unlike his other characters. I do actually like him as an actor, his films are generally entertaining, even if he is a crazy alien lover.

Plus he was funny in Tropic Thunder.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

he's excellent in Magnolia
Top Gun is a great film.

There are others too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)

totally
when I saw Up! at the cinema there was a kid in front of me and it kept asking where the guy was going and where the kid was and then where the bird had gone and then who the bad guy was and I was all "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

theyd fucking know if they watched it.
im so very old :(
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

lol

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)