maybe it's his new way of picking up women
"I'm homeless and sad, please love me" and they'll take him in and then he'll sidle into their room when they're sleeping.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've meet girls who go for pathetic types before*, even seen it work a few times, but I don't think Chompy would do that.
But just for the record, does that kind of stuff work on you? It's just 'cus my nan ran over my puppy the other week.

* I'm saying here someone who is all "OH WOE IS ME, I R HOMELESS, LET ME INTO YOUR VAGINA LIKE I'VE LET YOU INTO MY HEART..... OH DIDDUMS AND DRAT ! PLEASE SLEEP WITH ME !" is sob-story pathetic, not actually being made homeless 'cus some complete and utter waste of human life has done a runner with your money, that's genuine "Holy shit, tough times".**

** I'm quite shit with words, I mean, people who feed girls lines about OH WOE IS me to get into their knickers is pathetic, not people who are actually going through real bad shit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

oh man its like MY WHOLE LIFE in your post

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Hah, gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Nah I can't be doing with whiney bitches
and I'm lacking in the sympathy gene and mothering instinct, so it doesn't work on me, I just get annoyed. For me to be interested a bloke has to be funny and interesting and happy on demand, whenever I'm around.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Don't forget the massive |------ 4.8" ------| *wink*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:21, Reply)