+1 point for the shlooing
very atmospheric. Did nobody try to rescue her? Poor Lampito.
( Kroney, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:01, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Lampito doesn't need rescuing
she's a sexual predator. Chompy was just standing there and suddenly the red triangle appeared on his chest.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

really?
Oh. Well, poor Cthulhu-face then. Still, he took it like a man.
( Kroney, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

haha ChthuluChomp
love it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I was standing yards away from that as it happened
I made my excuses and left dragging my terrified lady as I went. I think back to the time of the incident in brief periods of morbid curiosity, picturing the scene in my head repeating over and over. Were I to go back in time could I have done something different? I guess we'll never know. It will wrestle with my conscious to the day I go to the grave.
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

i like the bit where you said 'lady'

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I didn't think the phrase
"drunken scouse scrubber" really went with the rest of my prose.
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

im telling.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

O_O
oh noes
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Well, it is true...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

How dare you libel my woman!?
She's the finest woman ever with upstanding character, good grace and exemplary breeding.
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nah, she's lovely
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

post traumatic stress syndrome
or possibly survivor's guilt. It's going to be tough, man. People will try to understand but they won't be able to help becuase they weren't THERE. None of us get through life unscathed, but try to remember that it wasn't your fault. It. Wasn't. Your. Fault. Here, have a manly hug.
( Kroney, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

*sobs*
Thanks man. The night tremors, the daily screams in my head at 3am... I know I'll get through it.
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)