My mother
has not the faintest idea how to have a good time.

Christmas Day each year involves my brother and me embroiled in some kind of shame-inducing drunken escapade, to the soundtrack of her clicking knitting needles.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I suppose different people find different ways to enjoy themselves
Perhaps on christmas day she decides to let her hair down and go off the rails by weaving in a stripe of colour that clashes with the rest of it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Even that would be much too 'kerrazy' for her.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I saw this and thought of you
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/drug-anecdotes-to-be-criminalised-201007212928/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)