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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Wake up Boo!
Morning all, sorry to assume the position of croissant eater but hurrah! It is payday, we got a full bonus, I placed an epic order with Amazon for loads of lovely stuff to read, watch and listen to and this weekend will be spent shopping for me and the house, good times.

Tell me why all is well with the world your end today
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:14, 268 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
It's pissing down with rain
My car needs a service, and I may not have a job after the end of the month.

It's great here.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:30, Reply)
It's sunny here, I suppose?
A cloud has been been cast over my morning already, however, by the front page of today's Metro.

Some poor sod's been killed in Afghanistan, in what was described as a 'firefight'. What, he was a fireman? Fighting a fire? Fuck off, fucking stupid Americanisation. Cunts*.


*Metro, not Americans, I'm fine with them on the whole.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:31, Reply)
maybe
they were throwing flaming sticks at each other and it went wrong?
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:33, Reply)
You're right. It must be that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:37, Reply)
it is
a shit word though, why not skirmish? a perfectly acceptable word if you are Richard Sharpe
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:40, Reply)
I got some second hand Camper shoes for work very cheap.
Only 3 weeks today till I go away. Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:36, Reply)
I hate Camper shoes.
They look like 1920s football boots.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:38, Reply)
I like them.
They're sturdy and I'm funny about my shoes for work. I can't wear anything with too thick a sole for my driving.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:41, Reply)
Evry time I see one of your posts now, I want to cry out
HE JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:41, Reply)
Monty in "I don't like this" shocker

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)
It's a baffling deviation from my norm, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)
It is, it shocked the coffee right out of my cup

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)
Wouldn't they be
second foot, rather than second hand?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:42, Reply)
Oh you're a card aren't you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:43, Reply)
Yes, I am.
A joker.

Boom-Boom!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:46, Reply)
I got some Vans boat shoes for a fiver a couple of weeks ago
they have fricking sharks on them!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:06, Reply)
I had bran flakes for breakfast
all is well with my end today.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:37, Reply)
Goodbye Honeypuffs, hellooo Big Bran.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:39, Reply)
Honeypuffs?
Next you'll be telling me that you don't even have the honey monster in Australia, just a guy in swimming trunks, a vest and one of those hats with the corks on it going 'strewth, get yerself some of this cereal cobber'
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:44, Reply)
Tell 'em about the honey, Bert

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:47, Reply)
It's a quote from Big Bang Theory... :(

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)
Oh, I see
It's just that over here they're called Sugar Puffs
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:00, Reply)
haha, I'm sure you've told me that before...

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:12, Reply)
I was watching it last night
the one where Sheldon gets fired and so starts doing experiments at home. I want a bioluminescent goldfish!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)
I saw that. The old series is being repeated every day at 6.30.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:12, Reply)
Clashes with Hollyoaks; no thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)
I have the whole series on DVD and my laptop.
LOVE it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:13, Reply)
it is awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)
despite being forced to listen to reggae
all evening I managed to get a date with a girl from school after seeing her in tesco. I still hate reggae though.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:50, Reply)
Hiya Psychochomp
You got a date with a girl? Ooh, that's nice. Where will you be taking her? What's she like? I hope you're better with women than the real Psychochomp, Psychochomp.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)
Some reggae is fucking brilliant*, you cloth-eared dolt.
How anyone can not love Prince Far-I is beyond me.


*I do concede that shit reggae is perhaps the shittest of shit music. Lovers' Rock is utterly bent.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)
no no no Monty I disagree
it's dull as bollocks and all sounds the same. I was going insane listening to so much.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)
My brother is an obsessive dub collector
and I must say why anyone could be bothered to acquire, or even tell apart, 500+ dub LPs is something I cannot understand.

But a tune like 'Under Mi Sensi' cannot fail to lift the spirits, in Boyce Towers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)
I'll try and download it. I'm open to most things but reggae can do one now.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)
I used to love a bit of reggae on a summers day.
Can of Red Stripe in one hand and a doobie in the other.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)
^this
it's barbecue music.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)
Years ago I used to drink a lot of Red Stripe and I made a song.
To be sung in Jamaican accent.

I love my Jamaican lager beer
It makes me smile from ear to ear
It makes me want to dance all night
But if I drink too much it makes me want to fight.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)
I will buy you lots of Red Stripe
if you promise to sing this for everyone in October.
(berk, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)
I don't drink it any more but I'll sing it anyway : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)
No, it's just red wine now.
LOTS of red wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)
hehe Jamaican beer can

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)
In the west country we switch the red stripe for a can of cider

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)
speak for yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)
In the west country SOME of us change the red stripe for cider

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:20, Reply)
better

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)
I should have changed some to 'normal folk'

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)
way to go bobbychomp
Reggae is ok if it's sunny, although Wiggy loves it and plays it for hours and I'm sure it's all the same song.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)
Like any musical genre
If you're not a fan, it all sounds the same.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)
finally, something (significant) where wiggy and I are different
I like the odd reggae tune (and Dub Side of the Moon is particularly awesome) but if I listened to it for hours I'd become murderous.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)
You had to mention Dub Side of the Moon didn't you?
He's got that in his car at the moment. Grrr
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)
it is a work of fucking genius though

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)
I much prefer 60s ska.
The best compilations of Jamaican music by a country mile are the 100% Dynamite ones - they are comprehensive and cover the best of all styles, and include well-known classics alongside more obscure 'expert' cuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)
Ska's ok
but I think it's all about Electronica for me at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)
ROCK!
*devil horns*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)
sure, everyone loves a bit of rock,
I've even been to slipknot gigs but in my mellow old age of almost 30 I'm beginning to like beeps and whistles and static
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)
I'm not a big fan really
Dub Side appeals because they have taken something I already really like, and have done some quite clever and talented musical things with it (turning Money into 4/4 time for instance)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)
yeah I totally noticed that 4x4 timing thing

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)
yes dear
*pats head*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)
Half a mo - 'girl from school'?
You're a student teacher, right?

PAEDO SCUM.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)
*sharpens Pitchfork*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)
let me get my mobbing hat

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)
It is, I hope,
one of those Puritan 'Witchfinder General' type hats with a broad brim and a large buckle?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)
aye
It goes well with my buckled shoes and witch hunting apron
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)
I should have clarified
A girl I went to school with over 10 years ago. She is a grown up honest.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)
It's much too late for this detail.
The mob is baying, the hats are donned.

You shall BURN.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)
Can we at least wait until
Saturday as then I will have been out with Mel at least.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)
I don't think that will be possible.
When they get fired up, this mob are somewhat impatient. Let's hope she has a Simon Weston fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)
His kids went to my boarding school
He was the burn guy wasn't he.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:22, Reply)
It's pissing it down out there
and I'm all warm and inside drinking coffee.

The best thing about my world is I finish work a week Friday, have 3 weeks off and then start a new job with a much better salary (albeit in a more expensive location).
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:52, Reply)
I had to have my rat put down last night
so I has a bit of a sad today.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:12, Reply)
I know
The vet was really nice though and even though she was obviously dying and I'd said on the phone that I thought she needed to be put down, the vet still broke the news to me really nicely which I thought was sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)
Sorry to hear that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)
I was SURE
you were going to say you didn't like rats.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)
I fought very hard against the urge
to mention the bubonic plague and am very pleased with myself.

Oh, bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:23, Reply)
Pffft
You're still pleased with yourself. You always are, you nutbag.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)
*rumbled*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:18, Reply)
It's ok, I was fully expecting Bert to say something like
"I could have put it down with a brick and saved you the trip".
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)
bah
not good
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:18, Reply)
Sorry to hear that Kitty
How old was he?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)
she was well over 3 and I knew she wasn't long for this world
so I'm not a big sobbing wreck or anything. Plus I've still got Sheldon who is in the first flush of youth and is much friendlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)
Oh Kitzo, I'm sorry
I was talking about rats last night because there was one in our street when I was a kid and I called it Mousy and it had babies, and aw hun, I know how it feels when a little rodent friend dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)
I did enjoy freaking out some people in my building though
they walked past me and all they could see was her little ratty face wrapped in a towel so I think they thought I'd found her in a drain or something and decided to be a good samaritan.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)
Haha crazy Ratlady!
Gawd rest her little ratty soul
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)
sorry pal x

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)
Poor Rat :(
Poor Kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)
thanks guys

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)
I spent some of last evening wandering around the city centre looking for massive toads with my mum and daughter.
My mum is seventy five and has some trouble with her hips, so she's fucking dropped the next time we do this. There's no room for sentiment in the cut and thrust world of seeking out massive toads.
(Cave Duck, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:18, Reply)
Why look for massive toads?
Are you a witch?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)
It's all Philip Larkin's fault.
www.larkin25.co.uk/larkin-with-toads.php
(Cave Duck, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)
Ah! I like Larkin.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)
i hate Larkin
i had to study EVERY one of his poems for Higher English - what a fucking pain
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)
I like almost no poetry at all.
SHOCK NEWS.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)
haha

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:48, Reply)
not even
roses are red
violets are blue
most poems rhyme
but this one doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)
Especially that one.
Sounds like the work of utter, utter spastic Roger McGough.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:18, Reply)
not even 16th century
dandy fop poetry?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)
I like Coleridge

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)
he lived in the town where I went to school
not at the same time I hasten to add.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)
I'm with you there
Jabberwocky and some of the stuff in the Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy is about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)
does Beowulf count as a poem?

(Halfy By light alone, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:20, Reply)
yeah, why not

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)
hahah
then I have some poetry!

I have some Milton rattling around one of my bookcases as well but it's so far down the "to read" list it might as well not be there
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)
My grandfather
was an authority on Milton.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)
I love the Boy Who Had Nails In His Eyes
it makes me happy and sad
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)
I read the Melancholy Death... in Fopp the other day
I'd forgotten his parents eat him.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)
When I lived in the countryside I hated having to drive after it had been raining heavily
because there would be frogs all over the road and I'd have to swerve all over the place like a drink driver to try and avoid them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)
All is well
I'm still a bit drunk, I saw my ex last night, and managed to irritate her. I'm getting on with my friend again, after weeks of arguing. Met a girl last night, who I'm hoping to see again, after we've shown mutual attration. My housemate is moving out as we speak. Also think I may have finally found someone to move in with me!

Yep, definitely still drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)
Is this the housemate that doesn't pay bills etc?
If so, good to hear he's going!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)
Yep, that's the fucker
Thanks, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)
All is not well
Faith No More have split up, for the second time.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)
hah
hardly the biggest shock in the world!
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)
No, a bit sudden though!
Would have preferred to have seen them a couple more times.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)
I'm just glad I got to see them twice when they reunited
A new album would have been nice. I really quite liked Album of the Year.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)
I am poorly today.
But this is good, because it means I'm still at home in my PJs.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)
Oh dear!
*mops Clendrix's brow*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)
How kind.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)
You need a bit of looking after young lady.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)
I DO!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)
*makes soup*

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)
Well this is lovely.
There are some advantages to hacking up a lung after all :)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)
the soup was for me
I was just telling you about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)
It's OK.
I don't really want it now there's a lung in it.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)
ohhhhh ewwww!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)
*slips a leaflet for Dignitas under the door*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)
send one to me please
and thats retirement sorted
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)
Still trying to get in, Labs?
It's for gamers, not GAYmers (cider or homs).
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)
Did you Google it then?
Didn't see the second link?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)
You're an idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)
Go towards the light

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)
You really thought I hadn't heard of them?
Even though we had a conversation about them at Blousey's Bash?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)
Did we?
I was probably staring at your boobs and going "Mm-hmm...yes..uh-huh".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)
Oh dear.
You mumbling alzheimer, you.
Time for a shot of dignity for you.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)
Can I take the shot on my chest?
I don't want it to get in my hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:10, Reply)
You're my favourite gay.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)
Because you long to change me?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)
No, because you look so good in hotpants.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)
This is very true
Who wears short shorts? I WEAR SHORT SHORTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:20, Reply)
OH MY SWEET DEAR CLENDRIX !
Do you have Butterkist and Cocopops and milk and a a bowl and a spoon?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:18, Reply)
Oh my fucking god...
YOU AND YOUR BOWELS.
I laughed so much at that.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:20, Reply)
=D
I didn't even do that one on perpous !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)
I managed to get in to work
just before it started pissing down. And I'm going to see Inception tonight. That's about the most that can be said for today so far... I wish I had lots of lovely cashpounds to spend at amazon, you lucky git.
(berk, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:29, Reply)
I know
some of the exciting things I have purchased are the River Cafe easy cook book, and the dvd of Excalibur, plus a wodge of graphic novels and thanks to wooookieee the difference engine.

I would save the rest but the last few months haven't been the greatest ever so i'm retail therapy agogo
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)
There's a book I really want
just come out called 'Rocket in my Pocket' described as an exhaustive study of the original rockabilly recordings.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)
I'm rubbish with music
I do however have the Bruce Campbell autobioography which is ace!
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)
I really want to see Inception
But cinema is EXPENSIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)
Student discount?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)
Or Orange Wednesdays?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)
I'm not on Orange. Don't know anyone who is.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)
I'm on orange and I never use my wednesday ticket anymore
so gaz me your number and if you ever want to go just let me know and I'll forward you the orange code.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)
Aww thank you bbz!
I'll see if the FHSP will come with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)
surely a pay as you go sim and 10p text isn't that expensive

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)
Quiet drunkey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)
I guess :/
I'll see if there's any offers on Student Beans.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)
Cineworld do this thing where you pay a monthly DD of £13.50
and you can go as many times as you like. No more queueing like a sucker for me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)
its 13.50 now?
bloody hell. last time i worked/set foot in one of those it was still under 10 quid
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)
don't wee on my chips
I'm trying to lord it over himjim here!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)
Unlimited Card
£15 a month. Sorted.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)
ha mine's £13.50
I bask in the glory of my £1.50
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)
My local cinema lets you take beer in to watch the films
This alone is worth the £7 tickets.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)
But all films seem to be pushing 3 hours long nowadays
I like my bladder too much to mix cinema with beer
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)
Bah, my bladder took Inception and a pint of Magners just fine

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)
Well aren't you Captain Iron-Bladder
I bet you pissed like a carthorse afterwards though
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)
That I did
With enough force to dislodge the blue loo tablets.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:05, Reply)
Urinal cake eroding...eroding...eroding...GONE!

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:08, Reply)
my cinema doesn't, I had to smuggle my coffee in last time
and then I was frightened in case they used heat sensitive stuff and caught me.

Wiggy always gets a big popcorn and coke and it's about £7 which totally defeats the object of saving all the money on the unlimited card.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)
Wiggy is a real man!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)
Bless you!
I try to avoid buying popcorn, I end up eating most of it before the film starts, and then having popcorn bits/dust all over your clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)
I just spill it everywhere
so when I get ready for bed popcorn fall out of all my clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)
Either you jump during scary scenes
Or Wiggy cuts a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Well MY local cinema has a bar AND couches

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)
The Picturehouse one?
I saw many good films there.
The one here is part of that chain, but much much smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)
Yeah that's the one
It's ace, but I rarely go to the pics
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)
There's not been much good on
Go see Inception though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)
I'm going with my pretend brother next week

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

pretend brother Jerome, my local bit on the side
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)
I told you I dumped Jerome

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)
What about if you want to shoot up?
Are they cool with that?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)
Of course
They provide the gently-warmed, lemon-scented needles too.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:18, Reply)
Best to add a bit of a citric acid when cooking up, that way you _know_ when you've put the stuff in you.
I started doing that as some sort of adversion theorpy, but I started to like it. It's one of those pains that are good ones, make you know you can still feel, a bit like having a scalding bath.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)
I know exactly what you mean
I used Windolene instead, I have this lovely mental image that my blood-pipe system is squeaky clean. It makes me feel superior to other people, with their filthy veins all imperfect and marred.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)
If you want some real-hardcore shit, try watching a I Love Raymond marathon.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:32, Reply)
Not sure I can take that just yet
Let me sink a little lower first.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)
Start of with King of Queens and work your way down.
KoQ is quite good in a "Leave turned on in the background and piss about on the laptop" way.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Everybody loves Raymond is the worst thing ever created by mankind
I loathe it in new and exciting ways, never experienced before.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)
It's not amazing so don't go in with a hard on for it!
It is good but the last third lets it down massively. Ellen Page and the kid from Thrid Rock from the Sun are awesome. And your man from the Last Samurai is epic!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)
I couldn't disagree with you more

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)
That's nice cause otherwise what would be the point of opinions
without spoilers (if poss) what did you think of it?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)
I agree, that's why I didn't type
"YOU SPAZZ UR JUST 2 RETRDED TO GET IT BEST FILM EVAH!!!"

I enjoyed it very much, although I find Ellen Page disturbingly attractive (she looks like a little girl but is in her early 20's).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)
She is super fit.
It was wrong to fancy her in Juno and I still haven't seen the Roller Derby one so I reckon she is now fair game. Phwoooarr!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)
She was 18 in X-Men 3
I haven't felt this wrong fancying a grown woman since Cristina Ricci in "Sleepy Hollow"...she looked like a little girl with tits (but I think she was 22 at the time).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:07, Reply)
what's the deal with Emma Watson
ok to admit fancying her or still 'gross you paedo!' territory
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Depends who says it
You paedo.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)
I think she's fair game now
as long as you don't look at her past films and think "phwoar"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)
tom cruise?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)
Fuck RIGHT off

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)
calm down calm down
eh eh eh
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:19, Reply)
He's certainly an epic CUNT.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)
I hate to disagree with you
Actually, I don't. In this instance I revel in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)
I cycled to work for the first time in about a year and a half
after getting my bike fixed.

it was sunny earlier. it is now pissing down and I haven't got a coat.

dagnammit
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)
Are your bumcheeks killing?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)
Nah, over the years his ass has taken a pounding
(quote from "Me, Myself and Irene")
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)
it was my nutsack that was suffering somewhat
I have to go up a massive steep hill though, so my thighs were caning at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)
Squashedballsloz

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)
Try not to stack it when you cycle down it later

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)
If it's been raining I'll go a different way
because it is a steep windy and greasy road, which does not go well with rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)
That was my thought
Having narrowly escaped certain disfigurement at the hands of the numpty Audi driver pulling out into the road in front of me as I bombed down a hill.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:48, Reply)
Audi drivers, eh? Every last one a fuckwit.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)
I just can't get into riding bikes.
No matter what seat I have, they always hurt my fanny.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)
understandable

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)
Take the seat off?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)
hahaha
she'd get stuck, like a lollipop.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)
And there's cobbled streets round her way
...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)
I have to ride over a cobbled street a short distance outside my work
and I get really nervous that people will think I'm only doing it to pleasure myself. I usually stand up to avoid all doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)
Pathway Pervert

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)
I've been cycling to work these past few weeks
having not ridden since I was a teenager.

It's terrifying. I walked this morning because it's raining and Wiggy's bike doesn't have a mud guard so I'd get mud splatters all up my back.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)
The packing situation's not that bad
but I'm tired and worried.

I just keep fantasising about sitting in my garden with a box. GodfuckingDAMNIT I'm doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)
Box of wine I take it?
As it seems a little odd to be just sat there with a box...unless you're making a fort?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)
No Boys Allowed
avatarfarm.com/avatarimages/familyguy/petergriffinnogirlsallowedavatar.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)
Love it!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)
I only had 4 pints last night at snooker and I feel good.
3 or less pints - Absolutely fine the next day

4 pints - A bit tired, but no hangover

5 + pints = HANGOVER
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)
I have a similar one
2 pints - tipsy
3 pints - pretty drunk
4 pints - very drunk, but limit of tolerance
5 pints - VOMTIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:43, Reply)
Stay away from the fith pint...
...stay away...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)
Tourettes found that one out the hard way.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)
I went to a posh Japanese restaurant last night
And ate lots of lovely food. It was for a mate's birthday, and I ordered 1.5litres of sake, with a view to sharing it with the 11 other people. Only 4 other people had some (and only 1 cup each at that), so I was a bit squiffy at the end...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:44, Reply)
haha, how's your head then? :P

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)
Completely fine
I rarely get hangovers *smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)
you suck.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)
gah
that stuff is evil, and tastes sweaty
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)
Proper nice sake doesn't
It has a delicate flavour. I love it, although having over a litre of it was a mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)
well
A litre of most spirits is a mistake!

managed to read we3 yet? just placed an order for a load more goodies, but no Authority cos no-one seems to stock it
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)
It's not a spirit is it?
I thought it was wine (is this wrong?) - and the good ones are fabulous, from experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)
It is wine
The one I had was 15%
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)
hmm
yeah it's a rice wine thinking about it.

To be honest it is only some old cheap crap in a noodle bar that I have tried.
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:01, Reply)
I get to scare estate agents.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)
any sort of resolution in sight?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)
"And this bedroom, would I be able to get this soundproofed?"

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)
"what about access to storm drains?"

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)
I saw that y'know

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)
So did I
But it's Monty, I assumed he was ripping on some in-joke I missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:32, Reply)
That was DEFINITELY what I was doing.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)
*saunters off, whistling*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:32, Reply)
she's not the only one

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)
I have the contract now
and a few sticks to beat the new owners with, like they had a viewing for the property when they knew this dispute was going on and that they threw out all my food from the fridge and freezer.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)
hope things go smoothly
and you get some reparations.

I suggest some kind of War Guilt Clause should be written into your new contract.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)
I just want them to honour the 35 days left on this one,
I don't actually give a shit about anything else.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)
that's not an unreasonable thing to want

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)
I'd be livid if someone threw out my waffles

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)
They threw your food away?
that is exactly the wrong way to start a relationship with me, formal or informal! A mans frozen treats are his alone!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)
morning!
What's the sitch? Did you have to sleep in the middle of a roundabout last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)
the plastic cows
are hollow, so the tramps can sleep in them
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)
Plastic cows?
Don't be daft, old chap, it's nothing but finest concrete for the inhabitants of Milton Keynes!
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)
I'm staying with my parents,
who stayed out later than me last night which was depressing.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:08, Reply)
I heard a disturbing story about my parents the other day
An ex of my brother's claims to have seen them through the window of one of Winchester College's boarding houses one New Year's Eve in the 80s - mother dressed as medieval lady, father dressed as C18th nobleman, grooving away on the dancefloor, father with bottle of wine in each hand.

Most unseemly.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)
haha!
Monty's parents enjoy themselves shocker.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:26, Reply)
My father
once mooned me from the top of the stairs, singing a rendition of 'Moon River' following a meeting of the Wine Society.

I wept with laughter. Mother not amused.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:29, Reply)
That is truly brilliant
(Although the thought of my own father doing that to me is disturbing me slightly)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)
That's fantastic
yet doesn't surprise me in the least, seeing as they're related to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:32, Reply)
My mother
has not the faintest idea how to have a good time.

Christmas Day each year involves my brother and me embroiled in some kind of shame-inducing drunken escapade, to the soundtrack of her clicking knitting needles.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)
I suppose different people find different ways to enjoy themselves
Perhaps on christmas day she decides to let her hair down and go off the rails by weaving in a stripe of colour that clashes with the rest of it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)
Even that would be much too 'kerrazy' for her.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)
I saw this and thought of you
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/drug-anecdotes-to-be-criminalised-201007212928/
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)
if there's only 35 days left on the contract
then you won't be financially out of pocket will you?

My dad can drink me under the table, it's well annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)
Make sure they don't fuck you up the bumhole for deposit money, although I'm sure you've thought of that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Well, it appears I'm going to have to move house some time in September
Which is annoying, partly because I hate the immense fanny of moving house, and partly because I really quite like my current place.

But on the plus side, I've got my holiday sorted.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)
I've heard you hate the fanny.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)
Well, I am a terrifically bumbling bumder, as you well know
(Unless of course, anyone here is American, in which case I hate your cat)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)

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