What happend at the vet's?
And, aren't men great?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

some of us are

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

you've got croissant on you

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I find it unjust the way women make those generalisations about men

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Hear hear!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Yeah!
Slags the lot of them.
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)

She meant great as in really good
Not great as in vast, you fat bastard
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)

shut it arse-spelunker

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

That was a great reply
You made me laugh.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I had to have my rat put down because she was suffering
He's rubbish at trying to comfort me when I'm crying because he always ends up laughing!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I know how he feels
I say "Ohh, baby, it's ok" and cradle the missus close until she MTFUs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Man the fuck ups?
is that like manning the torpedos only with fail?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I guess it is
I was using the acronym as a word, pronounced "Emm-tee-eff-yoos".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Oh, that's awful
Both things. I hate when people ends up laughing when I'm having a bad time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

to be honest it usually makes me laugh telling him off for it
so it does cheer me up in a twisted way.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Really sorry to hear that Kitty
when we had to have our puts put to sleep Ms Foxtrot was a total mess. I had no idea how to deal with it at all so just tried to be comforting with little success. Sometimes men really are just crap. That's why I went back to girls.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I'm not really a crying person
so he doesn't get much practice and always looks a bit frightened.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Ms Foxtrot expects me to be good at dealing with tears
as I'm a pathetically sensitive soul myself. Unfortunately this has taught me that sometimes there's fuck all you can say, so I don't say anything for fear of making it worse
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

My brother killed my rat when I was 5 andhe was 10
He took neville out of his cage and let him loose before opening the door and letting his cat in. My dad went loopy and banned him from going to Bowood and Swindon Oasis. I then got two new rats.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)