We had a baby seagull here at work a few years back
which had fallen out of the nest, and spent the next couple of weeks strolling round the gardens until he learned to fly, with his mum keeping at bay anyone who approached.

We called him George.

George Seagull, see?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I see!
There was a little straggler outside our pub for a while in a similar situation.
Seagulls seem to hate the poor landlord. He's always being savaged.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

They're vicious buggers
especially when nesting. Never walk through coastal cliff areas during seagull breeding season without an umbrella, or at least a big stick.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Or a dog-lead

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I'm thinking a sword.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

A flame-thrower

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Ah, roast seagull!
I heard the other day that a certain Chinese chain restaurant round these parts had been selling seagull masquerading as chicken.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

An Indian restaurant near me were caught on camera
When two waiters ran into the car park, grabbed a hapless duck, and pegged it back into the restaurant.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)