Nah, I don't do lettuce & tomato
I don't mind them, but it's the bacony goodness that i'm after
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

i forgot you were a bacon lover
is this your most unforgivable feature?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

errrr....YES
Although I’ve recently sacrificed the bacon in my fridge for a good cause. Charlie hasn’t been well so I fed her a rasher a day until she perked up.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

your chicken eats meat?
christ it'll be taking over the world
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

She has eaten 2 whole mice in the last year
the cat next door catches them and leaves them on my lawn.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

killer chicken
i had no idea, i thought they only ate corn and maybe lettuce. not that i am a total townie or anything.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I had to save a frog the other day
she had cornered it in my runner bean patch and was trying to peck it to death before swallowing the bits.

She's a devolved dinosaur!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

you should be careful
you might be next!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

She likes to peck me to get attention.
Right, lunchtime! I'm starving.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

he's also an accountant.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Heeeeeey
I also have feelings. No wait, they're considered a "benefit in kind" so I opted out of feelings using HMRC tax form CT600...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

i can get over this
it would be hypocritical of a lawyer to hold that against him. but bacon... dealbreaking stuff.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Nothing like a bacon sandwich covered in ketchup and cheap very mild chedder.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

what classy taste you have

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)

that sounds wrong even to me
ketchup? Cheap mild cheddar? GTFO
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

don't make me agree with you bert
it confuses me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I'm a fancy kinda guy.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)

^ as opposed to fanciable, clearly ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)